1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Aired: Sep 19, 2011After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of hi...
2. People Who Love Peepholes
Aired: Sep 26, 2011Walden buys Charlie's house and hires Berta as his live-in housekeeper, forci...
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Aired: Oct 3, 2011While preparing for a romantic dinner with his wife, Walden accidentally talk...
4. Nine Magic Fingers
Aired: Oct 10, 2011Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place m...
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Aired: Oct 17, 2011Lyndsey dumps Alan after he agrees to be completely honest about his past, an...
6. The Squat and the Hover
Aired: Oct 24, 2011Alan convinces Walden to see Charlie's old shrink after he gets his divorce p...
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Aired: Oct 31, 2011Walden hires Evelyn as his interior decorator, but Alan is convinced that she...
8. Thank You for the Intercourse
Aired: Nov 7, 2011Still emotional after Charlie's death and jealous over Walden's ability to pi...
9. Frodo's Headshots
Aired: Nov 14, 2011Upon his return from the "stress clinic," Alan finds out that Jake got his gi...
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Aired: Nov 21, 2011After Jake talks Walden into asking out a woman he meets at a supermarket, Al...
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip
Aired: Dec 5, 2011Just as Walden appears ready to pursue a new relationship with Zoe, Bridget r...
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Aired: Dec 12, 2011Walden's mother arrives for Christmas and Alan is smitten with her, even as s...
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Aired: Jan 2, 2012When Bridget and Walden's mother try to take control of Walden's company, Wal...
14. A Possum on Chemo
Aired: Jan 16, 2012While Zoe pressures Walden into shaving and cutting his hair, Alan discovers ...
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Aired: Feb 6, 2012Walden looks for ways to spice up his lackluster love life with Zoey, includi...
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Aired: Feb 13, 2012Alan and Walden are stuck at home with their feuding girlfriends on Valentine...
17. Not in My Mouth!
Aired: Feb 20, 2012When Zoey doesn't return his "I love you," Walden retaliates by immediately p...
18. The War Against Gingivitis
Aired: Feb 27, 2012Walden's estranged ex-business partner comes to him with a billion-dollar bus...
19. Palmdale, Ech
Aired: Mar 19, 2012Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to each other, while Walden spends t...
20. Grandma's Pie
Aired: Apr 9, 2012Zoe is upset when she finds out that Bridget is a business partner in Walden'...
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Aired: Apr 16, 2012Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with hi...
22. Why We Gave Up Women
Aired: Apr 30, 2012Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle aged woman to tell...
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole
Aired: May 7, 2012Alan decides to take advantage of the guilt felt by his family and Walden aft...
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Aired: May 14, 2012Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they gr...