Two and a Half Men

1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of hi...

2. People Who Love Peepholes

Walden buys Charlie's house and hires Berta as his live-in housekeeper, forci...

3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

While preparing for a romantic dinner with his wife, Walden accidentally talk...

5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Lyndsey dumps Alan after he agrees to be completely honest about his past, an...

6. The Squat and the Hover

Alan convinces Walden to see Charlie's old shrink after he gets his divorce p...

7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Walden hires Evelyn as his interior decorator, but Alan is convinced that she...

8. Thank You for the Intercourse

Still emotional after Charlie's death and jealous over Walden's ability to pi...

9. Frodo's Headshots

Upon his return from the "stress clinic," Alan finds out that Jake got his gi...

10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

After Jake talks Walden into asking out a woman he meets at a supermarket, Al...

11. What a Lovely Landing Strip

Just as Walden appears ready to pursue a new relationship with Zoe, Bridget r...

12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mother arrives for Christmas and Alan is smitten with her, even as s...

13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

When Bridget and Walden's mother try to take control of Walden's company, Wal...

14. A Possum on Chemo

While Zoe pressures Walden into shaving and cutting his hair, Alan discovers ...

15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden looks for ways to spice up his lackluster love life with Zoey, includi...

16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Alan and Walden are stuck at home with their feuding girlfriends on Valentine...

17. Not in My Mouth!

When Zoey doesn't return his "I love you," Walden retaliates by immediately p...

18. The War Against Gingivitis

Walden's estranged ex-business partner comes to him with a billion-dollar bus...

19. Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to each other, while Walden spends t...

20. Grandma's Pie

Zoe is upset when she finds out that Bridget is a business partner in Walden'...

21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with hi...

22. Why We Gave Up Women

Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle aged woman to tell...

23. The Straw in My Donut Hole

Alan decides to take advantage of the guilt felt by his family and Walden aft...

24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they gr...