Two and a Half Men

Season 1 (24 Episodes)

12 Seasons 2003 TV-14 22m 7.1

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

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Season 1 Episodes:

Episode 1 Pilot

1. Pilot

Aired: Sep 22, 2003

After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to...

Episode 2 Big Flappy Bastards

2. Big Flappy Bastards

Aired: Sep 29, 2003

Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enfor...

Episode 9 Phase One, Complete

9. Phase One, Complete

Aired: Nov 17, 2003

Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan a...

Episode 10 Merry Thanksgiving

10. Merry Thanksgiving

Aired: Nov 24, 2003

Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, w...

Episode 13 Sarah Like Puny Alan

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

Aired: Jan 12, 2004

Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a doub...

Episode 23 Just Like Buffalo

23. Just Like Buffalo

Aired: May 17, 2004

When Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan t...

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Info about Two and a Half Men

Current Status: Ended

Network: CBS

Production Country: United States

Genres: Comedy, Romance

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