1. 818-jklpuzo
Aired: Sep 21, 2009Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancée Mia launch her music career...
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Aired: Sep 28, 2009When Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend Melissa...
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Aired: Oct 5, 2009Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the ...
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Aired: Oct 12, 2009Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time wit...
5. For the Sake of the Child
Aired: Oct 19, 2009Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public...
6. Give Me Your Thumb
Aired: Nov 2, 2009Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him...
7. Untainted by Filth
Aired: Nov 9, 2009After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and...
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Aired: Nov 16, 2009Charlie invites Chelsea's sexy friend to stay at his place while she gets ove...
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Aired: Nov 23, 2009Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Al...
10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
Aired: Dec 7, 2009Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
11. Warning, It's Dirty
Aired: Dec 14, 2009Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl ...
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Aired: Jan 11, 2010Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their...
13. Yay, No Polyps
Aired: Jan 18, 2010Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted p...
14. Crude and Uncalled For
Aired: Feb 1, 2010Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea migh...
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Aired: Feb 8, 2010When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to ...
16. Tinkle Like a Princess
Aired: Mar 1, 2010Charlie reacts to his breakup with Chelsea by taking the first woman that he ...
17. I Found Your Moustache
Aired: Mar 8, 2010Charlie and Chelsea get back together for one night, which leaves Charlie mis...
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Aired: Mar 22, 2010Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which could cause problems when ...
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Aired: Apr 12, 2010Alan dates the mom of one of Jake's friends instead of telling her that her s...
20. I Called Him Magoo
Aired: May 10, 2010Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unex...
21. Gumby with a Pokey
Aired: May 17, 2010While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie ...
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well
Aired: May 24, 2010Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to...