Two and a Half Men

1. 818-jklpuzo

Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancée Mia launch her music career...

2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend Melissa...

3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the ...

4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time wit...

5. For the Sake of the Child

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public...

6. Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him...

7. Untainted by Filth

After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and...

8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Charlie invites Chelsea's sexy friend to stay at his place while she gets ove...

9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Al...

10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'

Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.

11. Warning, It's Dirty

Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl ...

12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their...

14. Crude and Uncalled For

Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea migh...

15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to ...

16. Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie reacts to his breakup with Chelsea by taking the first woman that he ...

17. I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea get back together for one night, which leaves Charlie mis...

18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which could cause problems when ...

19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Alan dates the mom of one of Jake's friends instead of telling her that her s...

20. I Called Him Magoo

Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unex...

21. Gumby with a Pokey

While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie ...

22. This Is Not Gonna End Well

Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to...