Two and a Half Men

1. Working for Caligula

Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who...

2. Who's Vod Kanockers

Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back...

3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father'...

4. A Pot Smoking Monkey

Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kan...

6. Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his...

7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregn...

8. Release the Dogs

After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the ...

9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking...

10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Charlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because sh...

11. Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when eve...

12. Castrating Sheep in Montana

Alan is seeing Berta's daughter behind everyone's back. But when Berta finds ...

13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks abou...

14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor wh...

15. My Damn Stalker

Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving ...

16. Young People Have Phlegm Too

Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part o...

17. I Merely Slept with a Commie

After Charlie and Alan tell their mom that nobody loves her enough to attend ...

18. It Never Rains in Hooterville

Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplat...

19. Smooth as a Ken Doll

Alan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's futu...

20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan sees nothing but troubles in his future as Charlie's relationship with J...

21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes g...

22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help ...

23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin

Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when...

24. Prostitutes and Gelato

In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites th...