1. Working for Caligula
Aired: Sep 18, 2006Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who...
2. Who's Vod Kanockers
Aired: Sep 25, 2006Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back...
3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Aired: Oct 2, 2006In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father'...
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey
Aired: Oct 9, 2006Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kan...
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Aired: Oct 16, 2006When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince...
6. Apologies for the Frivolity
Aired: Oct 23, 2006Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his...
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Aired: Nov 6, 2006Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregn...
8. Release the Dogs
Aired: Nov 13, 2006After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the ...
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Aired: Nov 20, 2006Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking...
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Aired: Nov 27, 2006Charlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because sh...
11. Walnuts and Demerol
Aired: Dec 11, 2006Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when eve...
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana
Aired: Jan 8, 2007Alan is seeing Berta's daughter behind everyone's back. But when Berta finds ...
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Aired: Jan 22, 2007Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks abou...
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Aired: Feb 5, 2007Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor wh...
15. My Damn Stalker
Aired: Feb 12, 2007Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving ...
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too
Aired: Feb 19, 2007Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part o...
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie
Aired: Feb 26, 2007After Charlie and Alan tell their mom that nobody loves her enough to attend ...
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville
Aired: Mar 19, 2007Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplat...
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll
Aired: Apr 9, 2007Alan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's futu...
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Aired: Apr 16, 2007Alan sees nothing but troubles in his future as Charlie's relationship with J...
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Aired: Apr 23, 2007Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes g...
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Aired: Apr 30, 2007When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help ...
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Aired: May 7, 2007Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when...
24. Prostitutes and Gelato
Aired: May 14, 2007In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites th...