1. Back Off Mary Poppins
Aired: Sep 20, 2004Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering b...
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Aired: Sep 27, 2004Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhil...
3. A Bag Full of Jawea
Aired: Oct 4, 2004After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie...
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra
Aired: Oct 11, 2004After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her br...
5. Bad News from the Clinic
Aired: Oct 18, 2004Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisse...
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Aired: Oct 25, 2004After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed o...
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Aired: Nov 8, 2004Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and ...
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Aired: Nov 15, 2004Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to...
9. Yes, Monsignor
Aired: Nov 22, 2004Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give ...
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater
Aired: Nov 29, 2004Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends...
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Aired: Dec 13, 2004Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhi...
12. A Lung Full of Alan
Aired: Jan 3, 2005An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes m...
13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
Aired: Jan 17, 2005Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Aired: Jan 31, 2005Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and A...
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand
Aired: Feb 7, 2005Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off...
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Aired: Feb 14, 2005It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing s...
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
Aired: Feb 21, 2005Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after ...
18. It Was Mame, Mom
Aired: Mar 7, 2005Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But h...
19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Aired: Mar 21, 2005A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn'...
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Aired: Apr 18, 2005Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unres...
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Aired: May 2, 2005After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to ...
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Aired: May 9, 2005Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become...
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Aired: May 16, 2005After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' ho...
24. Does This Smell Funny to You
Aired: May 23, 2005Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who...