Two and a Half Men

1. Back Off Mary Poppins

Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering b...

2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Alan is hurt when he finds out that Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician; mea...

3. A Bag Full of Jawea

After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie...

4. Go Get Mommy's Bra

After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her br...

5. Bad News from the Clinic

Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisse...

6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed o...

7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and ...

8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to...

9. Yes, Monsignor

Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give ...

10. The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends...

11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhi...

12. A Lung Full of Alan

An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes m...

13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów

Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.

14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and A...

16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing s...

17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!

Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after ...

18. It Was Mame, Mom

Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But h...

19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn'...

20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unres...

21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to ...

22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become...

23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' ho...

24. Does This Smell Funny to You

Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who...