Two and a Half Men

1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Walden weighs his options after his elaborate marriage proposal featuring fir...

2. A Big Bag of Dog

While Alan becomes obsessed with off-brand teeth whitening, Walden begins to ...

3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Alan agrees to Lyndsey's idea of having a threesome with Walden, but Walden c...

4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Walden is conflicted when a friend's hot daughter comes to visit, but the pro...

5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

After a series of bad double-date setups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets ...

6. Ferrets, Attack!

Just as Walden considers making a big move in his relationship with Rose, Zoe...

7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Jake goes AWOL from the Army to spend another weekend with Missi, and Walden ...

8. Something My Gynecologist Said

Alan loses Lyndsey over his refusal to make a long-term commitment, while Wal...

9. I Scream When I Pee

Alan's second ex-wife, Kandi, could spoil Alan's new long-term relationship w...

10. One Nut Johnson

Walden creates an "Everyman" persona and finds a woman who isn't interested i...

11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole

While Walden takes a job as a Christmas tree salesman as part of his ruse, he...

12. Welcome to Alancrest

While Walden's health and other bedroom issues begin to suffer as a result of...

13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Walden and Alan fly to New York City so that Walden can finally reveal his tr...

14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over...

15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Alan is alarmed when he discovers that Jake's new girlfriend is almost twice ...

16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Walden is delighted when Kate flies to LA and asks an appointment on Valentin...

17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Walden goes to a mixer to find a woman but runs into his ex-wife Bridget inst...

18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

After Alan and Walden fight over a toaster, Alan moves out and goes back to h...

20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Tammy comes after Jake after he cheats on her with her 18 year old daughter.

21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

Alan is crushed when Lyndsey dumps him and immediately starts dating a new ma...

22. My Bodacious Vidalia

Walden treats Alan to an image makeover, and he attracts a married woman with...

23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grand...