1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Aired: Sep 27, 2012Walden weighs his options after his elaborate marriage proposal featuring fir...
2. A Big Bag of Dog
Aired: Oct 4, 2012While Alan becomes obsessed with off-brand teeth whitening, Walden begins to ...
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Aired: Oct 11, 2012Alan agrees to Lyndsey's idea of having a threesome with Walden, but Walden c...
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Aired: Oct 18, 2012Walden is conflicted when a friend's hot daughter comes to visit, but the pro...
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Aired: Oct 25, 2012After a series of bad double-date setups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets ...
6. Ferrets, Attack!
Aired: Nov 1, 2012Just as Walden considers making a big move in his relationship with Rose, Zoe...
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Aired: Nov 8, 2012Jake goes AWOL from the Army to spend another weekend with Missi, and Walden ...
8. Something My Gynecologist Said
Aired: Nov 15, 2012Alan loses Lyndsey over his refusal to make a long-term commitment, while Wal...
9. I Scream When I Pee
Aired: Nov 29, 2012Alan's second ex-wife, Kandi, could spoil Alan's new long-term relationship w...
10. One Nut Johnson
Aired: Dec 6, 2012Walden creates an "Everyman" persona and finds a woman who isn't interested i...
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Aired: Dec 13, 2012While Walden takes a job as a Christmas tree salesman as part of his ruse, he...
12. Welcome to Alancrest
Aired: Jan 3, 2013While Walden's health and other bedroom issues begin to suffer as a result of...
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Aired: Jan 10, 2013Walden and Alan fly to New York City so that Walden can finally reveal his tr...
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Aired: Jan 31, 2013Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over...
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Aired: Feb 7, 2013Alan is alarmed when he discovers that Jake's new girlfriend is almost twice ...
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Aired: Feb 14, 2013Walden is delighted when Kate flies to LA and asks an appointment on Valentin...
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Aired: Feb 21, 2013Walden goes to a mixer to find a woman but runs into his ex-wife Bridget inst...
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton
Aired: Mar 7, 2013After Alan and Walden fight over a toaster, Alan moves out and goes back to h...
19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Aired: Mar 14, 2013Alan and Walden take Herb out to take his mind off of his troubles, but his p...
20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Aired: Apr 4, 2013Tammy comes after Jake after he cheats on her with her 18 year old daughter.
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond
Aired: Apr 25, 2013Alan is crushed when Lyndsey dumps him and immediately starts dating a new ma...
22. My Bodacious Vidalia
Aired: May 2, 2013Walden treats Alan to an image makeover, and he attracts a married woman with...
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Aired: May 9, 2013Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grand...