After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's class musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blindsided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which...
Aired: Sep 22, 2003 After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to...
Aired: Sep 29, 2003 Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enfor...
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Aired: Oct 6, 2003Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. Afte...
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Aired: Oct 13, 2003As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits, and Alan, leaving Charli...
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Aired: Oct 20, 2003Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates...
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Aired: Oct 27, 2003Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Aired: Nov 3, 2003Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of C...
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Aired: Nov 10, 2003After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's class musical...
Aired: Nov 17, 2003 Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan a...
Aired: Nov 24, 2003 Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, w...
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Aired: Dec 15, 2003Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wan...
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
Aired: Jan 5, 2004Berta brings her 16-year-old granddaughter to work, which poses issues for th...
Aired: Jan 12, 2004 Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a doub...
Aired: Feb 2, 2004 Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate fina...
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Aired: Feb 9, 2004Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.
Aired: Feb 16, 2004 Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into sheltering her and her daughter...
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Aired: Feb 23, 2004Charlie is offended when Alan chooses their married, responsible cousins as J...
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
Aired: Mar 1, 2004Charlie's old flame Jill visits and has really changed: she had an operation ...
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Aired: Mar 22, 2004Judith's sister Liz visits for Jake's birthday.
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Aired: Apr 19, 2004Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else....
Aired: May 3, 2004 Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer Laura, and her assistant. He sl...
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Aired: May 10, 2004Charlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it ...
Aired: May 17, 2004 When Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan t...
Aired: May 24, 2004 Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise...
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Current Status: Ended
Network: CBS
Production Country: United States
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