Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his wife -- who's about to give birth -- Charlie...
Aired: Sep 22, 2003 After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to...
Aired: Sep 29, 2003 Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enfor...
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Aired: Oct 6, 2003Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. Afte...
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Aired: Oct 13, 2003As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits, and Alan, leaving Charli...
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Aired: Oct 20, 2003Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates...
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Aired: Oct 27, 2003Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Aired: Nov 3, 2003Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of C...
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Aired: Nov 10, 2003After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's class musical...
Aired: Nov 17, 2003 Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan a...
Aired: Nov 24, 2003 Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, w...
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Aired: Dec 15, 2003Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wan...
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
Aired: Jan 5, 2004Berta brings her 16-year-old granddaughter to work, which poses issues for th...
Aired: Jan 12, 2004 Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a doub...
Aired: Feb 2, 2004 Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate fina...
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Aired: Feb 9, 2004Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.
Aired: Feb 16, 2004 Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into sheltering her and her daughter...
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Aired: Feb 23, 2004Charlie is offended when Alan chooses their married, responsible cousins as J...
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
Aired: Mar 1, 2004Charlie's old flame Jill visits and has really changed: she had an operation ...
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Aired: Mar 22, 2004Judith's sister Liz visits for Jake's birthday.
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Aired: Apr 19, 2004Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else....
Aired: May 3, 2004 Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer Laura, and her assistant. He sl...
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Aired: May 10, 2004Charlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it ...
Aired: May 17, 2004 When Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan t...
Aired: May 24, 2004 Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise...
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Current Status: Ended
Network: CBS
Production Country: United States
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