After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to...
Two and a Half Men
Season 1 Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate financial situation.
12 Seasons Feb 02, 2004 TV-14 21m 7.7
Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate financial situation.
After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to...
Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enfor...
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Aired: Oct 6, 2003Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. Afte...
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Aired: Oct 13, 2003As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits, and Alan, leaving Charli...
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Aired: Oct 20, 2003Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates...
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Aired: Oct 27, 2003Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Aired: Nov 3, 2003Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of C...
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Aired: Nov 10, 2003After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's class musical...
Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan a...
Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, w...
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Aired: Dec 15, 2003Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wan...
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
Aired: Jan 5, 2004Berta brings her 16-year-old granddaughter to work, which poses issues for th...
Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a doub...
Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate fina...
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Aired: Feb 9, 2004Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.
Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into sheltering her and her daughter...
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Aired: Feb 23, 2004Charlie is offended when Alan chooses their married, responsible cousins as J...
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
Aired: Mar 1, 2004Charlie's old flame Jill visits and has really changed: she had an operation ...
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Aired: Mar 22, 2004Judith's sister Liz visits for Jake's birthday.
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Aired: Apr 19, 2004Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else....
Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer Laura, and her assistant. He sl...
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Aired: May 10, 2004Charlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it ...
When Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan t...
Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise...
Main Cast
Guest Staring
Current Status: Ended
Network: CBS
Production Country: United States
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