Two and a Half Men

1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Alan unsuccessfully tries to keep Jake from finding out that he's sleeping wi...

3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at...

4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home.

5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie; Charlie sneaks off for co...

6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has second thoughts about the woman he's dating when he discovers she...

7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his st...

8. Springtime on a Stick

Jake gets Alan to invite Evelyn to Charlie's house for her birthday dinner to...

9. A Good Time in Central Africa

While Berta is away for the weekend, Charlie finds the perfect replacement ho...

10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling Courtney, who shows up aft...

11. Dead from the Waist Down

Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he...

12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and visit...

13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the be...

14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Charlie continues to obsess over Rose--whom he thinks is married--after runni...

15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Alan's efforts to ask family for money to help promote his struggling chiropr...

16. That Darn Priest

Rose becomes wise to Alan's Ponzi scheme and threatens to tell his family--un...