Two and a Half Men

1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him, and h...

2. Pie Hole, Herb

Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay hi...

3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Alan tries to date two women at once and Charlie tries to learn how to cook. ...

4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'

Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary because he knows that ...

5. A Jock Strap in Hell

Charlie gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make amends to one o...

6. It's Always Nazi Week

Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the ro...

8. Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie's month-long relationship threatens to go down the tubes when she ask...

9. The Mooch at the Boo

Alan realizes what a babe magnet Charlie's car can be while Charlie is left w...

10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education and a car, Charlie sus...

11. The Devil's Lube

Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and p...

12. Thank God for Scoliosis

Alan considers hooking up with his receptionist--until he meets her mother, a...

13. I Think You Offended Don

Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep ...

14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

After his family acts mean-spirited during Alan's "surprise" birthday party, ...

15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat

Charlie's big mouth and lack of attention to details gets him in couples coun...

16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie needs Alan and Jake's help getting rid of the drunk, half-naked bimbo...

17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

Charlie is so desperate to get Chelsea to return his accidental "I love you" ...

18. My Son's Enormous Head

Charlie has trouble trying to take care of Chelsea when she gets sick.

19. The Two Finger Rule

Charlie, Alan, and Herb commiserate with one another when their stupid decisi...

20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau

Charlie is disturbed when his mother meets Chelsea and starts spending time w...

21. Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea sets up Alan with her new "friend" Rose--the same Rose who stalked Ch...

22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Charlie winds up in more hot water with Chelsea because he doesn't want her m...

23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Charlie is angry when Alan and Chelsea become good friends, until he figures ...

24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids

Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancée, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfu...