Two and a Half Men

1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling h...

2. Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie and his mom temporarily become friends until Charlie takes an interes...

4. City of Great Racks

Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his e...

5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie hasn't had a paying gig for months, so Alan becomes part of a drug st...

6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail

A medication mix-up causes Charlie to humiliate Linda at an important dinner,...

7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

After Alan gets in a fight with Charlie over a decorative bowl, Alan and Jake...

8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie discovers that being a children's singer means making lots of money a...

9. Tight's Good

Charlie ignores his future step-father's advice and gets involved with his da...

10. Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school, so he sets o...

11. Meander to Your Dander

Alan's latest relationship has grown stale, so he turns to Charlie for advice...

12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Charlie is suffering from a bad cold, and Rose suddenly and mysteriously resu...

13. The Soil is Moist

Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were marri...

14. Winky-Dink Time

Charlie sets up Alan with a prostitute and accompanies Jake on a double date.

15. Rough Night in Hump Junction

Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in ...

16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the ...

17. Fish in a Drawer

Parody of "CSI" in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try...

18. If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than he is, has a 32-year-...

19. Waiting for the Right Snapper

Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend and Charlie discovers that...