Two and a Half Men

1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and i...

2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Cha...

3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, E...

4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house,...

5. We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examin...

6. Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and s...

7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows ...

8. That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affectio...

9. Madame and Her Special Friend

Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.

10. Something Salted and Twisted

After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up ...

11. Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan's girlfriend Sandy is Malibu's answer to Martha Stewart, causing Alan an...

12. That Special Tug

After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time t...

13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship ...

14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he ...

15. My Tongue Is Meat

Forced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar...

16. Ergo, the Booty Call

Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.

18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him.

19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Charlie learns that Kandi has been living with them for three weeks. It turns...

20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bo...

21. And the Plot Moistens

Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviou...

22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie

Jake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was...

23. Arguments for the Quickie

Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for so...

24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy famil...