Dave continues to discuss the retirement of Bozo the Clown, but his remarks about big, red, ugly hair results in an inevitable hissy fit from Alan. Also, Dave honors the passing of Leonard Tepper with old clips of "Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video" and Dave directing him and Rupert on how to annoy people.
Aired: Aug 21, 2000Dave shows that he has a bandaged finger, claiming that he got a poison gas s...
2. Jon Favreau, Stone Temple Pilots
Aired: Aug 22, 2000Dave shows a supposed clip of the Bushes applauding Al Gore's acceptance spee...
3. Jack Hanna, Wyclef Jean, Survivor Castaways
Aired: Aug 23, 2000The cast of the original "Survivor" are featured in a special Top Ten list. ...
4. Richard Hatch, Shaquille O'Neal
Aired: Aug 24, 2000Dave asks "Survivor I" winner Richard Hatch about his "appearance" on the sho...
5. Charles Grodin, Donal Logue
Aired: Aug 25, 2000Dave shows the "rabid dingo" bite clip again; Biff tests his psychic abilitie...
6. Mary Tyler Moore, Papa Roach
Aired: Aug 28, 2000Dave's finger still hurts; Paul offers to pick up Anna Kournikova for her upc...
Aired: Aug 29, 2000Dave fusses about the polar ice caps melting and The Weather Channel's inabil...
8. Rudy Giuliani, Laetitia Casta
Aired: Aug 30, 2000On the 7th anniversary of the first episode on CBS, Dave points out that he h...
9. D.L. Hughley, Tony Bennett & Diana Krall
Aired: Aug 31, 2000Dave quizzes a secretary from Hartford with "Know Your Employees of Don Hewle...
Aired: Sep 1, 2000During CBS Mailbag, Gerard explains why he's voting for Bush, and Dave marrie...
11. Carson Daly, Dwight Yoakam
Aired: Sep 4, 2000During a segment called "Summer Memories," Anton recalls being attacked by a ...
12. Renee Zellweger, Bonnie Raitt
Aired: Sep 5, 2000After reviewing stills of Dave's hand being stitched up, we're ready for the ...
13. Jamie Foxx, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals
Aired: Sep 6, 2000Alan interrupts Dave, claiming Monday was his 5th anniversary working on the ...
Aired: Sep 7, 2000An audience member from Buffalo named Mel Chastain plays "Know Your Professio...
15. Greg Kinnear, Jake Johannsen
Aired: Sep 8, 2000CBS Mailbag: Dave teaches grade school, while "AP writer Adam Klymer" (the sc...
Aired: Sep 11, 2000Biff blows up a bicycle tube and a soccer ball with a tire pump; Sting and Ch...
17. Chris Rock, Emmylou Harris
Aired: Sep 12, 2000How Many Guys in Cat Suits Can Fit into a Coffee Shop? Walking in with no re...
Aired: Sep 13, 2000A "Banned from the Classroom" bit includes a jar of spit ball spit; Jack Dani...
19. Al Gore, Crosby Stills & Nash
Aired: Sep 14, 2000Warren Zevon fills in for Paul Shaffer, who was sick that night.
Aired: Sep 15, 2000Nadine and Andrea rescue Calvert from under Dave's desk again. Later, Dave s...
21. Sylvester Stallone, Rocco DiSpirito
Aired: Sep 25, 2000Dave goes on another lengthy tirade, correcting an article that appeared in y...
22. Gabriel Byrne, Kevin James
Aired: Sep 26, 2000Dave gives the results of Olympic events before they air on NBC. Belgium seem...
23. Denzel Washington, Mark Knopfler
Aired: Sep 27, 2000Dave comments on Monday's rant by stating that while he has never been a non-...
Aired: Sep 28, 2000Dave begins the evening by announcing, "Tonight is my final performance." Me...
25. Jada Pinkett Smith, LL Cool J
Aired: Sep 29, 2000Dave makes another Ball State Football Update, declaring last week's 74-0 tro...
Aired: Oct 2, 2000A segment called "What's On TV This Week" is interrupted by two guys who burs...
27. Christine Baranski, Green Day
Aired: Oct 3, 2000"Late Show Iron Chef" -- Joe G. vs. Rupert Jee, Round 2: Rupert makes an omel...
28. Farrah Fawcett, Loretta Lynn
Aired: Oct 4, 2000Paul's sick tonight, so Anton's in charge and Cliff Carter sits in on keyboar...
29. Kevin Spacey, Lenny Krayzelberg
Aired: Oct 5, 2000Biff plays "Super Unlabeled Canned Goods of the Night" (now with institutiona...
Aired: Oct 9, 2000Since Paul's still sick, a guy comes out to show what Paul would have worn to...
31. Ben Stiller, Merle Haggard
Aired: Oct 6, 2000Dave welcomes Rulon Gardner, who won the gold medal in wrestling at the Sydne...
32. Regis Philbin, Jim Gaffigan
Aired: Oct 10, 2000Barry White impersonates Paul via telephone yet again; after the latest editi...
33. Jason Alexander, Anthony Boudain, Foo Fighters
Aired: Oct 11, 2000Calvert grabs a Kleenex® from Dave's desk during the jokes; Warren Zevon is s...
Aired: Oct 12, 2000Like he has on previous nights, Calvert walks through during the monologue. T...
Aired: Oct 13, 2000During tonight's "Alan Kalter's Campaign Round-Up," the announcer sings an im...
36. James Caan, Angela Perez Baraquio
Aired: Oct 16, 2000Paul's back and finished with his lengthy bout with pneumonia; throughout the...
Aired: Oct 17, 2000Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande come out (a day late) with roses for Paul to...
38. Joaquin Phoenix, Allison Moorer
Aired: Oct 18, 2000Dave lists some rejected Ball State mascot names from long ago, and learns th...
Aired: Oct 19, 2000After months of fruitless attempts, Dave finally lands Republican presidentia...
40. Lawrence Fishburne, Lenny Kravitz
Aired: Oct 20, 2000Dave show clip of Gov George bush from yesterdays show where bush cleans hi...
Aired: Oct 30, 2000Aired: Oct 31, 2000During the annual "Halloween Costumes" segment, Calvert claims a dead fish as...
43. Alec Baldwin, Gil de Ferran
Aired: Nov 1, 2000Calvert stands right smack in front of Dave at his desk and has to be shooed ...
44. Kathie Lee Gifford, Mark Borchardt
Aired: Nov 2, 2000Dave calls Biff out to answer the question of an audience member: "Does he sl...
Aired: Nov 3, 2000Madonna makes her first guest appearance in over six years.
46. Don Rickles, Moby & Gwen Stefani
Aired: Nov 6, 2000Dave reports that before the show he was trying to trim his hair above his ea...
Aired: Nov 8, 2000It's the day after the infamous presidential election, so Calvert walks onsta...
48. Cokie Roberts, Patricia Arquette
Aired: Nov 9, 2000Calvert comes by for a smoke, then sings "Who Let the Dogs Out?" with Alan; C...
Aired: Nov 10, 2000Calvert interrupts the jokes, asking for a sandwich; during "CBS Mailbag," Da...
50. Kid Scientists, Samuel L. Jackson
Aired: Nov 13, 2000During the monologue, Dave does a "Classic Clinton Joke": "He's so fat he can...
51. Bruce Willis, Charles Barkley
Aired: Nov 14, 2000Calvert comes out to tear up the cue card for the Classic Clinton Joke; Dave ...
Aired: Nov 15, 2000Calvert serves Dave some coffee; Mike Myers shows a clip from a movie he made...
53. Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Elliot
Aired: Nov 16, 2000Calvert comes out to clean his glasses on Dave's jacket; Michael McDonald (of...
Aired: Nov 17, 2000Anton tells about his troubles with a kid on Halloween; Dave's interview with...
55. Susan Sarandon, Kasey Chambers
Aired: Nov 20, 2000After having one flag put on the set last night, Dave now has two flags behin...
56. Brian Williams, Faith Hill
Aired: Nov 21, 2000Calvert comes out dressed like Dave and inspects a ballot; Dave demonstrates ...
57. Richard Simmons, Giselle Bundchen
Aired: Nov 22, 2000Calvert comes out to comb his hair, and leaves the stage to a standing ovatio...
58. Stupid Human Tricks, Keri Russell
Aired: Nov 23, 2000Dave apologizes for last night's show. Later, he shows highlights from the s...
59. Matthew Broderick, David Gray
Aired: Nov 24, 2000Calvert applies Chap Stick to his face; Dave finally gives an explanation for...
Aired: Nov 27, 2000Calvert comes out with a remote control to zap Dave; a tiger cub belonging to...
61. Martha Stewart, Christina Aquilera
Aired: Nov 28, 2000Rather than do something, Calvert walks onstage, stands next to Dave for ten ...
Aired: Nov 29, 2000Calvert cleans the cameras; Dave refers to Paul as "President-elect Paul W. S...
Aired: Dec 11, 2000Calvert walks onstage drinking a quart of egg nog straight out of the carton;...
64. Charles Grodin, Bobby LaBonte
Aired: Dec 12, 2000Calvert drinks more egg nog; Charles Grodin; 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup champion...
Aired: Dec 13, 2000Dave shows a picture of President-elect Bush wearing a funny cowboy hat; in c...
Aired: Dec 14, 2000Dave shows a clip of MSNBC's Bob Kur mumbling during his report of last night...
67. CBS Mailbag, At the Drive-In
Aired: Dec 15, 2000Paul walks over to adjust Dave's shirt; Calvert drinks more egg nog; during M...
68. Sean Connery, Barenaked Ladies
Aired: Dec 18, 2000Dave shows a clip of President-elect Bush and Colin Powell hugging rather awk...
Aired: Dec 19, 2000It's "Bosnia Night" on the Late Show: Dave wears night-vision goggles during ...
Aired: Dec 20, 2000In honor of his 35 years with CBS, Dave gives cameraman Dave Dorsett a fake C...
71. Juliette Binoche, Jonathan Witherspoon
Aired: Dec 21, 2000Calvert sprays snow from a can on a camera lens. Dave squeegees it, but he g...
Aired: Dec 22, 2000Calvert is dressed as Santa; during Mailbag, Alan prepares for a role in a po...
73. Lily Tomlin, Anthony Clark
Aired: Dec 26, 2000Calvert comes out with his shiny new scooter; Dave asks Steph/Monty to tape "...
Aired: Dec 27, 2000Dave tells 10 "It's so cold..." jokes; Dave, Rupert and others bid a fond far...
75. Benjamin Bratt, Jimmie Walker
Aired: Dec 28, 2000Dave has a special new year's message for the kids (not to mention his biker ...
Aired: Dec 29, 200077. Sarah Jessica Parker, Jamie Bell
Aired: Jan 8, 2001Dave mentions that Ed won a People's Choice Award for Best New Series. He say...
Aired: Jan 9, 2001An old man resembling Calvert walks onstage after the monologue; 60's pop sin...
79. Dennis Quaid, Jason Seahorn
Aired: Jan 10, 2001The old guy/Calvert surrogate from last night stares blankly at the camera; D...
80. Kim Cattrall, Bob Sarlatte
Aired: Jan 11, 2001Throughout the night, Giants placekicker Brad Deluiso kicks field goals. Also...
Aired: Jan 12, 2001Mailbag: Pat Farmer wears a skirt, while a hot dog vender (Michael Z. McIntee...
Aired: Jan 16, 2001Dave starts off the show by discussing the launch of Oprah's new magazine, an...
84. Matthew McConaughey, Elle Macpherson
Aired: Jan 17, 2001Dave complains that his chair is not as comfortable as he would like it to be...
85. Neve Campbell, George Miller
Aired: Jan 18, 2001Dave admits that he's addicted to carbohydrates; NYC Chief of Police Bill DeL...
86. Tom Selleck, Richard Ashcroft
Aired: Jan 19, 2001On the eve of President Bush's inauguration, Dave tells one last "Classic Cli...
88. Dolly Parton, William Peterson
Aired: Jan 30, 2001Throughout the night, various celebrities (such as Regis and Dave) endorse a ...
89. Patricia Heaton, Jeff Pobst
Aired: Jan 31, 2001Dave demands that Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass" appear on the show; Dave sh...
Aired: Feb 2, 2001During Mailbag, Harold Larkin goes to Jupiter, then looses his pants due to t...
Aired: Feb 7, 2001In conjunction with a certain upstart football league, Dave announces that th...
95. Regis Philbin, Rod Stewart
Aired: Feb 8, 2001Biff reports from Bloomfield, Connecticut; an audience member plays Chopin on...
96. David Boreanaz, Marv Albert, Mitch Hedberg
Aired: Feb 9, 2001David Boreanaz, Marv Albert, Mitch Hedberg stop by.
98. Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Cavanagh
Aired: Feb 13, 2001It's milestone in the long and celebrated history of "Stupid Pet Tricks" as R...
Aired: Feb 15, 2001Dave announces that last night's show has been pardoned by ex-President Clint...
101. Megan Mullally, Eddie Brill
Aired: Feb 16, 2001A segment called "Dave's Henchmen Force a Price Waterhouse Executive to Revea...
Aired: Feb 19, 2001Dave goes on one of his all-time greatest rants, this time protesting the inh...
103. Samuel L. Jackson, Timothy Treadwell
Aired: Feb 20, 2001Alan Kalter interrupts Dave with a few seductive words for Jennifer Lopez on ...
104. James Caan, Nelly Furtado
Aired: Feb 21, 2001Throughout the night, Don Hewitt (aka the Man on Fire) is body-checked by sev...
Aired: Feb 22, 2001George Clarke interrogates celebrites at last night's Grammys; ten grade-scho...
106. Bill O'Reilly, Jim Gaffigan
Aired: Feb 23, 2001Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave) and Billy Preston sit in; Kansas State University h...
107. Kevin Pollack, Dave Matthews Band
Aired: Feb 26, 2001Dave shows off his brand new desk, then complains that he has nothing worth a...
108. Heather Locklear, Allison Krauss, Gillian Welch, Emmylou Harris, The Soggy Bottom Boys
Aired: Feb 27, 2001Dave shows the woman/duck and "rabid dingo" clips yet again; Dave discusses t...
Aired: Feb 28, 2001Dave announces that after a recent awkward experience, he will no longer atte...
110. Martin Short, Jake Johannsen
Aired: Mar 1, 2001Dave sheds more light on his rant from the previous night, asking Paul if an ...
111. Michael Imperiloli, Josh Joplin Group
Aired: Mar 2, 2001Mailbag: "My son Tommy turns five on Saturday. Will you come to his party?" D...
112. Janet Jackson, Jill Scott
Aired: Mar 12, 2001Dave introduces himself as "David Letterman… TV badass"; Dave discusses the...
113. Denis Leary, Anne Bancroft & Liv Arnesen
Aired: Mar 13, 2001Throughout the night, Pat Farmer shoots hoops on the roof.
114. Cokie Roberts, Uncle Kracker
Aired: Mar 14, 2001Dave says he's finished sending lemon trees to guests he may have irritated, ...
115. Antonio Banderas, Nick Cave
Aired: Mar 19, 2001The suit that Paul's wearing tonight reminds Dave of Colonel Harland Sanders;...
116. Kristin Davis, Grant Paulsen
Aired: Mar 20, 2001Johnny Johnson and James Burton sit in with the band; Dave shows footage of M...
117. Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Simon
Aired: Mar 21, 2001Dave introduces the bandleader as "Paul W. Shaffer"; the "spring flying rat m...
118. George Carlin, Powderfinger
Aired: Mar 26, 2001A segment called "What We Love about Spring in New York" finds George Clarke ...
119. Nathan Lane, Shannon Elizabeth, Cast of The Producers
Aired: Mar 27, 2001Dave announces he's feuding with AOL, claiming that they're "a rinky dink lit...
120. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Train
Aired: Mar 28, 2001A really tall guy (approximately 6' 8") sits in with the band; Biff goes to C...
121. Johnny Knoxville, The Go-Go's
Aired: Mar 29, 2001Paul's weekend plans are somehow incorporated into "Know Your Current Events,...
122. Isabella Rossellini, Wendy Lieberman
Aired: Mar 30, 2001At the end of the monologue, Dave does his suit-modeling shtick; during Mailb...
123. Craig Kilborn, Warren Zevon
Aired: Apr 2, 2001Dave and Paul announce that on Friday a 40-piece orchestra will be sitting in...
Aired: Apr 3, 2001Dave claims he's been sending tons of obscene e-mail to AOL and that is ready...
125. Paul Reubens, Run DMC & Stephan Jenkins
Aired: Apr 4, 2001The "Late Show All-Star Security Camera" finds 70's sitcom star Gabe Kaplan t...
126. David Spade, Amanda & Jonny Schwebel
Aired: Apr 5, 2001Dave tells a lengthy "driving home on 684" story, and later he chats with a p...
127. Carson Daley, Jann Karem, The CBS Giant Orchestra
Aired: Apr 6, 2001After four days in the making, it's "Orchestra Night" at the Late Show, with ...
128. Mike Krzyzewski, Semisonic
Aired: Apr 9, 2001Dave fumes over the reworked DVD edition of Lawrence of Arabia, and Jerry Fol...
129. Renee Zellweger, Stephen Malkmus
Aired: Apr 10, 2001Aired: Apr 11, 2001Dave returns to last night's rant about his faulty Lawrence of Arabia DVD, an...
131. Tom Green, Dr. Geoffrey Marcy
Aired: Apr 12, 2001Dave celebrates birthday #54 by repeatedly showing a Gap ad featuring a very ...
132. LL Cool J, The Living End
Aired: Apr 13, 2001CBS Mailbag: "Who does your taxes?" Dave points out that someone named Jimmy ...
Aired: Apr 23, 2001Dave looks back at all the interviews he's done with booted Survivor contesta...
134. Billy Crystal, The Bee-Gees
Aired: Apr 24, 2001Dave announces the woman from the Gap commercials is going to be on the show ...
135. Don Rickles, Jayson Williams
Aired: Apr 25, 2001Dave reports CBS sales figures the Late Show has run about $750,000 worth of ...
136. Sylvester Stallone, Green Day
Aired: Apr 26, 2001Throughout the night, "Gap Girl" Melissa Bernheim dances onstage; Dave mentio...
137. John Goodman, Jeff Stilson
Aired: Apr 27, 2001Melissa Bernheim dances onstage again; during Mailbag, Dave's middle initial ...
138. Kirsten Dunst, Cirque de Soleil
Aired: Apr 30, 2001Dave comments on Survivor contestant Elizabeth Filarski's hair loss and how t...
139. Matthew Broderick, Brandi Chastain
Aired: May 1, 2001Dave says the ladies on staff at the Empire State Building gave him a private...
140. Regis Philbin, David Gray
Aired: May 2, 2001Dave tells multiple "It was so hot today…" jokes; the outside cam catches a...
141. Bill Murray, Stevie Nicks
Aired: May 3, 2001Dave announces he's the real Survivor; all sixteen of the show's most recent ...
142. Joan Cusack, Andy Kindler
Aired: May 4, 2001Shuggie Otis sits in on guitar, and later the band performs his one and only ...
143. Tina Wesson, Kate Hudson, The Blind Boys of Alabama
Aired: May 7, 2001Dave mentions the Kentucky Derby, then whines about not getting to hear Dave ...
144. Uma Thurman, Blues Traveler
Aired: May 8, 2001145. Kid Scientists, Juliette Lewis
Aired: May 9, 2001In her first appearance on the show, intuitive Deborah Lynn attempts to get G...
146. Jenna Elfman, Destiny's Child
Aired: May 10, 2001Dave rants about last night's Country Music Awards, claiming it's not "real c...
147. Heath Ledger, Lewis Black
Aired: May 11, 2001Mailbag: "I'm going to see a movie this weekend. Which one should I see?" Dav...
148. Charlie Sheen, Missy Elliot
Aired: May 14, 2001Dave calls Art Kelly (the theater receptionist) about a possibly offensive jo...
Aired: May 15, 2001Returning to last night's controversy, Dave announces Miss Columbia 2001 will...
Aired: May 16, 2001Dave tells a string of "It's so dry…" jokes during the monologue; David Byr...
151. Andrea Noceti, Jack Hannah, Ricky Martin
Aired: May 17, 2001A technical issue near Paul's keyboards is repaired in the middle of the firs...
152. Kelsey Grammar, Smothers Brothers
Aired: May 18, 2001Mailbag: harp player Gloria Agostini plays live accompaniment for the chin-ru...
Aired: May 21, 2001Buddy Guy sits in on guitar; Dave congratulates Regis on his much-deserved Da...
154. Stupid Human Tricks, Ellen DeGeneres
Aired: May 22, 2001Dave shows the audience his favorite (bogus) moment from last night's show: a...
Aired: May 23, 2001Ray Benson sits in; "NYPD Chief of Police" William DeLace gives tips to colle...
156. Tom Brokaw, Badly Drawn Boy
Aired: May 24, 2001Dave celebrates Bob Dylan's 60th birthday with concert footage of a very old ...
157. Danny DeVito, Larry Miller
Aired: May 25, 2001Mailbag: "Have you ever seen the Monkey Man?" Dave introduces the Monkey Man...
158. Helio Castroneves, Tom Dreesen, Lucinda Williams
Aired: Jun 4, 2001Dave presents the new studio floor, which is now dark blue after several year...
159. David Duchovny, Trisha Yearwood
Aired: Jun 5, 2001Paul accidentally interrupts the monologue by getting attacked by a bee durin...
160. Jimmy Fallon, The Black Crowes
Aired: Jun 6, 2001It's time for a segment called "For the Kids." George Clarke hogs the attenti...
161. Dan Rather, Elvis Costello & Anne Sofie von Otter
Aired: Jun 7, 2001Dave drones on and on about a buzzkill staffer who declined Dave's offer of a...
Aired: Jun 8, 2001During Mailbag, Dave is repelled by President Bush's daughter "Debbie" (Gerar...
Aired: Jun 11, 2001Dave criticizes the Los Angeles Lakers' "pixie" jerseys; Dave shows news foot...
Aired: Jun 12, 2001Paul wins the latest round of "Late Show Pay Phone Trifecta"; Dave chats with...
165. Kim Cattrell, Mary Chapin Carpenter
Aired: Jun 13, 2001Dave helps Paul with some computer problems; in honor of the coming demise of...
Aired: Jun 14, 2001Dave continues to discuss the retirement of Bozo the Clown, but his remarks a...
167. Jon Stewart, David Brenner
Aired: Jun 15, 2001Mailbag: "Can I host the show for a few minutes?" Sure enough, viewer Jason L...
168. Dikenbe Mutombo, David Bowley, Cesaria Evora
Aired: Jun 18, 2001After Paul admits that he doesn't recall what he looks like, Dave calls recep...
169. Tom Arnold, David Sedaris
Aired: Jun 19, 2001Late Show with David Letterman is an American late-night talk show hosted by ...
Aired: Jun 20, 2001A remarkably slim and trim Biff introduces footage of him hanging out at the ...
Aired: Jun 21, 2001Paul sits in the guest chair for five minutes so he can promote Cover Wars, a...
Aired: Jun 22, 2001Mailbag: "What would you do if the world was coming to an end?" Dave admits ...
173. John McCain, Shawn Wayans
Aired: Jun 25, 2001Dave has another rant about his computer problems, claiming that Late Show te...
174. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Depeche Mode
Aired: Jun 26, 2001Dave continues to steam over his technological issues; Catherine Zeta-Jones c...
175. Marlon Wayans, Alan Webb, Coldplay
Aired: Jun 27, 2001Dave's computer problems only get worse, as he couldn't name a certain part h...
176. Sean Hayes, Brian Wilson, Darrius Rucker, Matthew Sweet
Aired: Jun 28, 2001Dave goes on a spiel about the traffic on the interstate this morning; an "In...
Aired: Jun 29, 2001Mailbag: all of tonight's letters are read by James Earl Jones, George Clarke...
178. Reese Witherspoon, Jonatha Brooke
Aired: Jul 9, 2001Dave announces that he may have parasites crawling around head, prompting Pau...
Aired: Jul 10, 2001Dave announces that Jude Brennan's cousin (a parasite expert) has told him th...
Aired: Jul 11, 2001Dave grumbles about the lack of quality guests appearing on the show, during ...
181. Juliana Marguiles, George Miller
Aired: Jul 12, 2001Dave theorizes on the show's four Emmy nominations (announced earlier that da...
182. Vince Vaughn, Elayne Boosler
Aired: Jul 13, 2001Dave introduces "live satellite feed" of President Bush staring of into space...
183. Piedmont Bird Callers, Hank Azaria, Maria McKee
Aired: Jul 16, 2001Rather than come out of nowhere, Dave orders the muscle guy to pummel Alan; d...
Aired: Jul 17, 2001Alan is caught nibbling on a pizza, but surprisingly doesn't get beaten up; D...
185. John McEnroe, Youssou N'Dour
Aired: Jul 18, 2001Alan orders a pizza, and the delivery guy beats him up; live via satellite fr...
186. Jon Favreau, The Holmes Brothers
Aired: Jul 19, 2001Another pizza for Alan results in another beating for Alan; Dave shows a phot...
Aired: Jul 20, 2001Dave brags about his mom's 80th birthday "whoop-tee-doo and grabass" this wee...
188. Jeff Meyer, Christopher Walken, Widespread Panic
Aired: Jul 23, 2001A celebration for Calvert's 80th birthday turns into an excuse for Dave to ig...
189. Tom Selleck, David Rakoff
Aired: Jul 24, 2001Delbert McClinton sits in; Steph/Monty (live via telephone from the 12th floo...
190. Mark Wahlberg, Michael Lomonaco, Tegan & Sara
Aired: Jul 25, 2001Dave proudly announces that he's wearing orange socks tonight, but only so he...
191. Greg Kinnear, Afro Celt Sound System & Peter Gabriel
Aired: Jul 26, 2001The tambourine player sitting in with the band beats up Alan; Dave shows anot...
Aired: Jul 27, 2001Mailbag: "How long has Paul been bald?" Dave fears that this might be a sens...
193. Kristin Davis, Nanci Griffith, Mark Borschardt
Aired: Jul 30, 2001Some guy dressed up as "Lance Armstrong" comes onstage on a bicycle and beats...
Aired: Jul 31, 2001Dave makes Rupert play a deli-themed version of "Beat the Clock." Later, aft...
195. Lance Armstrong, Thora Birch, Jamie O'Neal
Aired: Aug 1, 2001Aired: Aug 2, 2001197. Antonio Banderas, Jeffrey Ross
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