1. The Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement: Part 1
Aired: Oct 2, 1982On an Italian cruise, natives Dom and Teresa bicker and consider separating. ...
2. The Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement: Part 2
Aired: Oct 2, 1982Conclusion. The ship cruises to Rome, Capri and Venice as an aristocrat (John...
3. The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged, Bothered and Bewildered
Aired: Oct 16, 1982Patti has an anniversary gift for husband Jim. Julie uses Gopher to stop her ...
4. The Same Wavelength/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for Horace
Aired: Oct 23, 1982Psychic Tess entertains passengers and meets Mike, who's separated from his w...
5. Command Performance/Hyde and Seek/Sketchy Love
Aired: Oct 30, 1982A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister. An...
6. The Groupies/The Audition/Doc's Nephew
Aired: Nov 5, 1982Dr. Yates' therapy patients disrupt his vacation. Soap opera writer Paula Has...
7. The Spoonmaker Diamond/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon: Part 1
Aired: Nov 12, 1982As an unknown criminal steals the priceless Spoonmaker Diamond from the Topka...
8. The Spoonmaker Diamond/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon: Part 2
Aired: Nov 12, 1982Cliff and Monica (David Hedison and Linda Evans) renew their romance. Dana (P...
9. Thanksgiving Cruise: The Best of Friends/Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way
Aired: Nov 19, 1982At Thanksgiving, Elaine wants to introduce beau Arthur to her parents Buck an...
10. The Man in the Iron Shorts/The Victims/Heavens to Betsy
Aired: Nov 26, 1982Gopher's new suit of armor leads to a mishap. Joan's daughter Vanessa falls f...
11. The Tomorrow Lady/Father, Dear Father/Still Life
Aired: Dec 3, 1982Glen plans to use clairvoyant Alice to win in the stock market. Bachelor Ken ...
12. Baby Talk/My Friend, the Executrix/Programmed for Love
Aired: Dec 10, 1982Connie Pierce feels left out when husband Steve bonds with their baby's surro...
13. The Christmas Presence
Aired: Dec 17, 1982A con man schemes to get his gold past the custom's agents by using a pair of...
14. Paroled to Love/First Impressions/Love Finds Florence Nightingale
Aired: Jan 7, 1983Ex-con Eddie confesses his guilt to lawyer Gloria, who got him pardoned. PR w...
15. The Captain's Replacement/Sly as a Fox/Here Comes the Bride - Maybe
Aired: Jan 14, 1983Gopher thinks Captain Donohue wants to replace Merrill on the Princess. Ben a...
16. Doc's Big Case/Senior Sinners/A Booming Romance
Aired: Jan 21, 1983A visit from med school chum Elliot leaves Doc insecure about his own success...
17. Gopher's Daisy/Our Son, the Lawyer/Salvaged Romance
Aired: Jan 28, 1983The crew jump to conclusions about noise in Gopher's cabin. Lou and Harriet b...
18. Isaac's Aegean Affair/The Captain and the Kid/Poor Rich Man/The Dean and the Flunkee: Part 1
Aired: Feb 4, 1983The crew are in Greece working a cruise where a College is having its graduat...
19. Isaac's Aegean Affair/The Captain and the Kid/Poor Rich Man/The Dean and the Flunkee: Part 2
Aired: Feb 4, 1983Conclusion. Capt. Stubing's daughter falls in love. A beloved crew member dec...
20. The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final Score
Aired: Feb 11, 1983Keith gets a singing Dear John telegram and vents his anger on the delivery g...
21. The Captain's Crush/Out of My Hair/Off-Course Romance
Aired: Feb 18, 1983A golf widow (Stella Stevens) consoles herself with a former lover (Ron Ely);...
22. I Like to Be in America/He Ain't Heavy/Abby's Maiden Voyage
Aired: Feb 25, 1983April tries to gain US citizenship but crumbles in the oral exam. Waiter Greg...
23. Vicki's Dilemma/Discount Romance/Loser & Still Champ
Aired: Mar 4, 1983Vicki's friend Mark abuses pills. Gopher's Uncle Jim endangers the job of a g...
24. So Help Me Hannah/The Maid Cleans Up/C.P.R, I.O.U.
Aired: Mar 11, 1983Hannah clashes with Jarvis over his son Kent's future. Maid Didi is in love w...
25. The Dog Show: Putting on the Dog/Going to the Dogs/Women's Best Friend/Whose Dog Is It Anyway?
Aired: Mar 25, 1983A contest will decide which dog's picture will be on dog food can covers. Pam...
26. The Professor Has Class/When the Magic Disappears/We, the Jury
Aired: Apr 1, 1983Noble-winning professor Roscoe's ex-pupil Helen was hired to replace him. Mag...
27. Hits and Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act/The Real Thing/Do Not Disturb/Lulu & Kenny (Country Music Jamboree): Part 1
Aired: Apr 30, 1983Singer Holly Hartman's (Jessica Walter) husband, Danny Hartman (Mel Tillis),...
28. Hits and Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act/The Real Thing/Do Not Disturb/Lulu & Kenny (Country Music Jamboree): Part 2
Aired: Apr 30, 1983Holly Hartman (Jessica Walter) finds out that Danny (Mel Tillis) has been wri...
29. Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle Daddy
Aired: May 7, 1983Aged Dwight bilked Henry years ago and wants to see the fountain of youth tha...
