The Dick Van Dyke Show

1. My Mother Can Beat Up My Father

When a drunk accosts Laura and Rob in a downtown bar, Laura surprises Rob by ...

2. The Ghost of A. Chantz

After a mix up by Mel for reservations at a lodge, Rob, Laura, Sally and Budd...

3. The Lady and the Baby Sitter

Roger, a babysitter in high school whom the Petries adore, develops a huge cr...

4. A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat

A two-week-old feud between the Petries and the Helpers suffers a twist when ...

5. The Man from 'Emperor'

An old friend of Rob's shows up to offer him a job with his hugely successful...

6. Romance, Roses and Rye Bread

A red rose found in Sally's desk bespeaks of a secret admirer, but when she l...

7. 4½

Rob relates the story of how he and Laura became friends with Lyle Delp, a co...

8. The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail

The gang from the show agrees to put on a show for Lyle and his fellow inmate...

9. Three Letters from One Wife

To help Rob, Millie sends raving pseudo fan letters praising Alan Brady for h...

10. Pink Pills and Purple Parents

Rob recalls when Laura took a tranquilizer prescribed for Millie before meeti...

11. It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise

On learning they're not the highest paid writers for their highest rated show...

12. The Death of the Party

Rob struggles to hide the severe symptoms of a flu virus at a family party fo...

13. My Two Showoffs and Me

Mel wants a magazine reporter to watch the writers at work, but Rob thinks th...

14. Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk

Neil Schenk, an old but manipulative pal of Rob's, re-enters Rob's life to, o...

15. Brother, Can You Spare $2500?

A genial hobo finds the show's script that Rob lost en route home, but Rob's ...

16. The Impractical Joke

After Buddy targets Rob for a crank phone call, he expects a reprisal, but th...

17. Stacey Petrie: Part I

Fresh out of the Army, Stacey Petrie arrives to open his nightclub and marry ...

18. Stacey Petrie: Part II

Stacey waits till the day before his club opening to fess up to Julie about t...

19. Boy #1, Boy #2

Millie and Laura become two terrible stage-mothers when Rob agrees to hire so...

20. The Redcoats Are Coming

Rob agrees to have a popular British singing duo spend the night at his home ...

21. The Case of the Pillow

Rob cries fowl when he takes a shady salesman to court for selling Laura smel...

22. Young Man with a Shoehorn

Buddy and Rob run a shoe store they've invested in after chasing off its only...

23. Girls Will Be Boys

Rob and Laura are in a quandary over how Ritchie can protect himself from a g...

24. Bupkis

Rob recognizes a new song playing on the radio as one he co-wrote back in his...

25. Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home

To explain his annual $37.50 "friendship" check to Jerry, Rob tells his new a...

26. Anthony Stone

Sally falls head over heels over handsome, suave Anthony Stone, whom she met ...

27. Never Bathe on Saturday

While on their second honeymoon, Laura gets her toe stuck in a hotel bathtub ...

28. Show of Hands

Rob and Laura have no choice but to wear gloves to an important community ban...

29. Baby Fat

Alan needs Rob's help improving a script for his Broadway debut, but without ...

30. One Hundred Terrible Hours

During an interview, Rob recalls his barely-remembered first meeting with Ala...

32. There's No Sale Like Wholesale

Buddy always says "I could've gotten it for you wholesale" but always after t...