Son of the Beach

1. Penetration Island

Tex Finklestein creates a new reality show Penetration Island, starring SPF 3...

2. Saturday Night Queefer

Johnny Queefer returns and this time he just needs to dance, but dancing has ...

3. In the Line of Booty

Notch gets caught up in a war between rival gangster rappers while Porcelain ...

4. Three Days of the Condom

B.J. is interning for Congressman Bukaki in Washington, DC. When the news rep...

5. Witness for the Prostitution

SPF 30 infiltrates a campus prostitution ring and Notch pretends to be Kimber...

6. The Gay Team

Notch must save Chip from Heinous Anus and The Gaytrix while B.J. and Jamaica...

7. You Only Come Once

Notch and SPF 30 must stop Stinkfinger from changing the worlds weather and J...

8. Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood

During the Lifeguard of the Year convention, lifeguards start disappearing. A...

9. Godfather Knows Best

Jamaica finds out that Vinnie Fellachio is her father while Mrs. Strawther tr...

10. Empty the Dragon

Notch Johnson wins a trip to Japan and has to face a giant chicken created by...

11. The Long Hot Johnson

Notch and his crew go to the Bayou to investigate an evil business man from r...

12. Taco Lips Now: Part 1

Notch Johnson's life from his time in Vietnam comes back to haunt him when he...

13. Jailhouse Notch: Part 2

Notch begins his prison term, Chip faces deportation and Kimberlee starts dat...

14. Bad News, Mr. Johnson

Notch searches for Colonel Kooze to prove his innocence and must also find a ...