Madame decides the only way to recapture her beauty is to undergo cosmetic surgery. She and Pinkerton then concoct a ruse that will allow her recuperation time without anyone discovering what's she's done. In response, the household leaps...
Aired: Sep 20, 1982We are introduced to the characters in and around Madame's life as she prepar...
Aired: Sep 21, 1982Sara Joy begins pounding the pavement in Hollywood; After being sawed in half...
Aired: Sep 22, 1982A neighborhood boy whom Madame once babysat returns to visit her, but he has ...
Aired: Sep 23, 1982Bernadette books a ladies' marching band on the show without Madame's approva...
Aired: Sep 24, 1982A rash of robberies in the neighborhood leads Madame to install a home securi...
Aired: Sep 27, 1982No sooner does Solaria, a psychic, predict that Madame is fated to have a bab...
Aired: Sep 28, 1982It's dueling divas when guest star Debbie Reynolds does a life-sized impressi...
8. One Catastrophe Follows the Other
Aired: Sep 29, 1982Madame and Bernadette have a falling out after Solaria conducts a seance to m...
9. Naked All-Star Bowling Competition
Aired: Sep 30, 1982As the standoff between Madame and Bernadette rages on, the household falls i...
Aired: Oct 1, 1982Madame and Bernadette reconcile, and the household returns to order -- until ...
Aired: Oct 4, 1982Concerned over Buzzy's adolescent crush on Sara Joy, Madame intervenes with t...
Aired: Oct 5, 1982After winning the Irish Sweepstakes, an eccentric, formerly homeless woman na...
Aired: Oct 6, 1982To boost ratings, Madame sponsors an on-air "Marry Madame" contest to find th...
Aired: Oct 7, 1982Bernadette, Pinkerton and Sara Joy take an instant dislike to Madame's new fi...
15. The Barbarian in the Boudoir
Aired: Oct 8, 1982When Madame and con-man Dwayne Kellogg elope to Mexico, Pinkerton, Sara Joy a...
Aired: Oct 11, 1982Depressed and behaving erratically in the wake of her ruptured engagement to ...
Aired: Oct 12, 1982Dr. Joyce Brothers continues her in-depth analysis of Madame, which reveals a...
Aired: Oct 13, 1982Against her better judgment, Madame allows a vitriolic reporter to follow her...
Aired: Oct 14, 1982A famous Italian director asks Madame to appear in his latest film, which lea...
Aired: Oct 15, 1982A deranged fan gains entrance to the mansion; Tab Hunter is interviewed by Ma...
Aired: Oct 18, 1982Madame's neighbors launch a petition to prevent her from running her show on ...
Aired: Oct 19, 1982A dip in Madame's ratings indicates that she has fallen out of touch with the...
Aired: Oct 20, 1982Madame decides the only way to recapture her beauty is to undergo cosmetic su...
Aired: Oct 21, 1982Solaria tries to hypnotize Madame out of a debilitating bout of insomnia, whi...
Aired: Oct 22, 1982When Barney is fired from "Madame's Place," his replacement is a cutting-edge...
Aired: Oct 25, 1982Madame hosts a reunion for one of the 'Whoopie Girls' from her speakeasy days...
Aired: Oct 26, 1982After spending her life savings to record a single, Sara Joy quits her job to...
Aired: Oct 27, 1982When Madame is chosen Woman of the Year by the Fine Arts Guild, Bernadette an...
29. Everyone Has Their Dream Role
Aired: Oct 28, 1982Sara Joy wants Madame to back the production of an esoteric play written by h...
Aired: Oct 29, 1982A freak snowstorm brings Hollywood to its knees during sweeps week, forcing M...
Aired: Oct 31, 1982Sara Joy hopes to make the Olympics gymnastics team; Madame's former producer...
Aired: Nov 1, 1982Sara Joy promotes the career of a juggling street performer; Madame's trial c...
Aired: Nov 2, 1982Sara Joy takes the stand on Madame's behalf as the trial draws to a conclusion.
Aired: Nov 3, 1982When Sara Joy ends her courtship with a love-'em-and-leave-'em nude artist's ...
35. The Cousin Who Was Bette Davis
Aired: Nov 4, 1982Madame is paid a visit by her black sheep cousin Charley -- a man who transfo...
36. The Common Fighting Machine
Aired: Nov 7, 1982Madame's sergeant nephew Lamar is temporarily restationed in Los Angeles, whe...
Aired: Nov 8, 1982Madame defies network executives when she hires a handsome but inept new anno...
Aired: Nov 9, 1982Madame invites her second husband and his new fiancée to lunch, then orders W...
Aired: Nov 10, 1982Madame hires a bargain basement interior designer who romances Bernadette to ...
40. Between Delusion and Reality
Aired: Nov 11, 1982Believing the mansion is haunted, the household hires a local ghostbuster; Ma...
Aired: Nov 14, 1982Madame continues efforts to banish the ghosts of Groucho and Harpo Marx, whos...
Aired: Nov 15, 1982An old flame of Pinkerton's returns after 22 years to disclose that they have...
Aired: Nov 16, 1982Two teenagers from the Brooklyn chapter of Madame's fan club sneak into the m...
Aired: Nov 17, 1982Defeated and disillusioned by her inability get a role in a major motion pict...
Aired: Nov 18, 1982Pinkerton becomes addicted to a television soap opera; comedian Rip Taylor fo...
Aired: Nov 21, 1982Sara Joy is hypnotized into becoming more assertive, which turns into her a c...
47. Do You Have Problem Areas?
Aired: Nov 22, 1982When a fan letter berates her physical appearance, Madame hires a makeover co...
Aired: Nov 23, 1982The household goes to extremes to raise funds when the media reports that Mad...
49. Do You Want to Meld With Me?
Aired: Nov 24, 1982An extraterrestrial steals into the mansion with the objective of "melding" w...
Aired: Nov 25, 1982A bumbling inspector takes charge after Madame's iconic, life-size portrait i...
Aired: Nov 28, 1982While Pinkerton is on vacation, his twin brother, an uncultivated biker named...
Aired: Nov 29, 1982Madame is audited by the Internal Revenue Service, which becomes sticky when ...
Aired: Nov 30, 1982Mr. Honest seeks Madame's help in ferreting out the identity of his secret ad...
Aired: Dec 1, 1982Feeling his midlife crunch, Pinkerton accepts an offer to train an up-and-com...
