Late Show with David Letterman

1. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Darryl Strawberry, Joe Cocker

During a segment comparing President Clinton's vacation to Dave's, a stockbro...

2. Beau Bridges, Terrell Davis, Squirrel Nut Zippers

Dave points out that the show has undergone budget cuts, which might explain ...

3. Terry Bradshaw, Jesse Jackson

Dave makes a lenghty rant about ""The Late Shift"" after an audience member a...

4. Ray Romano, Chris Cardone, Tom Agna

Alan Kalter comments on home run record that is being chased by Mark McGwire;...

5. Stupid Human Tricks, Jason Patric, Eve 6

During CBS Mailbag, Dave and the band play ""Let's Screw with Paul Shaffer's ...

6. Richard Simmons, Luisa Conlon

Junior Brown sits in with the band, while Biff reports from Busch Stadium in ...

7. Andie MacDowell, Willie Nelson

Biff makes another report from Busch Stadium, while Dave flirts with Andie Ma...

8. Tim Forneris, Stephen Dorff, Wynonna

Dave goes on a tirade about the CBS watermark on the lower right hand side of...

9. Charles Grodin, Paul Hopkins

Dave stuggles to grow a beard; Charles Grodin promotes his talk show; Dave ch...

10. Jack Hanna, Gretchen Mol, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

During CBS Mailbag, Paul, Tony, Biff and Sid announce that they're going to t...

11. Cindy Crawford, Jeff Greenfield, Hootie & The Blowfish

Dave congratulates the staff on the big Emmy win the previous night, then gri...

12. Ben Stiller, Jackie Chan, Vince Gill

Dave shows a (bogus) Mastercard ad starring Ken Starr; Biff goes to Chicago f...

13. Bill Cosby, George Hamilton

Biff brings in scissors for a tie trim; Calvert impersonates Hank Williams, J...

14. Denis Leary, George Hamilton

Dave apologizes for his affair with Angela Lansbury, while Biff apologizes fo...

15. Vince Vaughn, Brian Benben, Brian Setzer Orchestra

Dave makes another rant pertaining to the CBS Watermark; kid Geography whiz J...

16. Michael J. Fox, Evander Holyfield, Dixie Chicks

Dave talks about a Steak House Onion Machine, while Michael J. Fox promotes h...

17. Jennifer Lopez, Meredith Viera, Lyle Lovett

Dave shows a (bogus) ad for ESPN2's ""Xtreme Presidental Perjury,"" while J.L...

18. Stupid Pet Tricks, Marv Albert, Kevin James

A gag promo for the TV series ""Biffy, The Umpire Layer"" is declared the wor...

19. Howard Stern, Katie Holmes

Dave makes fun of Inky's summer camp outfit. Later, Howard Stern plays with ...

20. Jon Stewart, Jean Reno, Rob Zombie

A fawn walks onstage during CBS Mailbag; comedian Jon Stewart promotes ""The ...

21. Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach

Musical guests Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach perform ""I Just Don't Know ...

22. Chris Tucker, Faith Ford, Eagle Eye Cherry

Dave lets Inky go on a ""gum break;"" George Clarke is introduced as operator...

23. Kelsey Grammer, Nick Mason, Tony Bennett

Warren fills in for Paul (out for Yom Kippur); Kelsey Grammer brings out his ...

24. Drew Carey, Billy Connolly, Hedwig & The Angry Inch

Dennis, a baseball-bunting pig, waits throughout the show to shag some balls ...

25. Steve Martin, Cokie Roberts

During CBS Mailbag, Alan promotes ""Alan Kalter's Music To Make Love By,"" wh...

26. Kelly Preston, Peter Boyle, Semisonic

Dave experiments with how he can give the finger without being censored; Kell...

27. Elizabeth & Bob Dole, Joaquin Phoenix

Tony Mendez does a ""card trick""; Tito Puente contributes drumrolls to the T...

28. Jeff Goldblum, John Mellencamp

A new segment called ""This Day in Late Show History"" reveals that October 7...

29. Isabella Rossellini, Stephen Baldwin, George Miller

Dave takes a look at Tony's hands, which have marker ink all over them. Late...

30. Joan Lunden, Jeff Altman, Sheryl Crow

During CBS Mailbag, Tony bares his ass again, and The Foul-Mouthed Scenic Des...

31. Mark McGwire, Robert Benigni, Bruce Hornsby

The calvacade of mediocre crops continues as ""Joe Whitworth"" from Oregon wa...

32. State Fair Champions, Ringo Starr

It's Dave's 3000th show in late night, so he celebrates by bringing Charles G...

33. Jeff Daniels, David Cross, Mitch Hedberg

Dave and George Clarke go to Yankee Stadium, where the building engineer hits...

34. Danny Glover, Cal Ripken Jr., R.E.M.

Biff participates in more interviews in part two of his World Series report, ...

35. Naomi Campbell, David Wells, R.E.M.

Tony's eye itches, and Dave gives him a hard time for potentially screwing up...

36. Danny DeVito, Joe Torre, Eddie Brill

Four shirtless guys (spelling ""YANKS"") bring out the Top Ten; Danny DeVito ...

37. Martin Short, Eddie Izzard, Phish

Dave cons a Joe G's customer into appearing in a bogus campaign ad; Eddie Izz...

38. Daniel Baldwin, Todd Solondz, Phil Collins

Biff shows outtakes from last week's World Series reports, while director Tod...

39. Holly Hunter, Hunter S. Thompson, Garbage

Dave makes several jokes at the expense of septuagenarian spaceman John Glenn...

40. Ted Danson, Denny Brauer, Black Sabbath

Dave announces the names of staff members who will run in the New York City M...

41. Anthony Hopkins, Buzz Aldrin, Depeche Mode

New York Marathon winner John Kagwe runs through during the monologue, and is...

42. Queen Latifah, Ellie Lammer, Darrell Hammond

Dave gives bogus election results; the outside cam goes to Joe G's for anothe...

43. Adam Sandler, Jayson Williams, Soul Coughing

Dave shows a clip of new Minnesota governor Jesse ""The Body"" Ventura in the...

44. Denzel Washington, Father Mike Berner

Tony gets scolded for chewing gum; shortly after appearing on ""Know Your Cur...

46. George Michael, Col. Gail Halverson, Hanson

Dave mentions that Meryl Streep, tonight's scheduled guest and star of the mo...

47. Luke Perry, Tom Wolfe, Jay-Z

Tom Wolfe promotes his first novel in 11 years, ""The Man In Full.""

48. Melanie Griffith, Walter Cronkite, Travis Tritt

49. Roma Downey, Kenneth Branagh, Goo Goo Dolls

Dave accuses Tony Mendez of goosing someone with a cue card; Roma Downey and ...

50. Donald Trump, Doug Flutie, Sarah Silverman

51. Kid Scientists, Cameron Diaz, Mariah Carey

Jayson Williams of the New Jersey Nets operates one of the cameras; a ""Kid S...

52. Will Smith, Jack Hanna

Dave once again takes away Tony's gum, while Paul tries to flirt with Monica ...

53. Cher, Jerry Springer

54. Christian Slater, Celine Dion & Bryan Adams

Drew Barrymore plugs ""Home Fries,"" while Celine Dion and Bryan Adams perfor...

55. Drew Barrymore, Siskel & Ebert

Todd Rundgren sits in, while Drew Barrymore walks onstage so that she can sho...

56. Helen Hunt, Ray Romano

James Cotton sits in; Dave discusses Dr. Kevorkian and the safest handling of...

57. Geena Davis, Martha Stewart, Roger Daltry

As he does almost every Thankgiving, Kreskin plays for pride in a little game...

58. Gwyneth Paltrow, Peter Berg, Bonnie Raitt

Jayson Williams of the Nets comments on the NBA lockout, then drops phony tur...

59. Michael Caine, Art Donavon, Jewel

Dave warns pedestrians (via his PA system) that the turkey is bad; a guy in t...

60. Salma Hayek, Marilyn Manson, Caroline Rhea

Dave fusses over his hair, then messes around with it. Later, Salma Hayek pl...

61. Patrick Stewart, Jon Stewart, Faith Hill

It's ""Stewart Night,"" as all the guests share the same last name despite no...

62. Greg Kinnear, Jane Horrocks, Reggie McFadden

Live from Times Square, it's ""Dick Clark's Rockin' December 9 Countdown."" ...

63. Tom Hanks, Brooklyn Philharmonic

Gerard plays an openly gay man in ""Who Asked For It?""; The Brooklyn Philhar...

64. Meg Ryan, Whitney Houston

Dave compares an electrician that played ""KYCE"" to John Elway. Also, Meg R...

65. Tom Brokaw, Famke Janssen, Emmylou Harris

Tom Brokaw drops by sporting a turtleneck sweater in lieu of his usual two-pi...

66. Robin Williams, Natalie Merchant

Dave explains the impeachment process; Robin Williams hosts the PBS special "...

67. Val Kilmer, Ricky Williams, Billy Bragg & Natalie Merchant

In lieu of a giant meatball, a pastrami sandwich is placed on top of the Late...

68. Susan Sarandon, Marc Weinberg, Vienna Choir Boys

While Paul and the Orchestra perform ""Songs for Pedestrians,"" Dave trims hi...

69. Jeff Goldblum, Angelina Jolie, Third Eye Blind

Live from sunny Los Angeles, it's ""Dick Clark's Rockin' Countdown to Decembe...

70. Julia Roberts, David Kelly

During Mailbag, Alan gives the audience an unusual egg nog recipe, while Dave...

71. Barbara Walters, Josh Hartnett, Cyndi Lauper

The latest roll call mentions ""Gus, who guy who owns property onstage"" and ...

72. Charles Grodin, John Witherspoon, Jessye Norman

Dave refunds $50 to an audience lady with a Late Show sweatshirt; a Joe G's c...

73. John Travolta, Darlene Love

Soon-to-be-traded Yankees pitcher David Wells sits in the audience; the first...

74. Chazz Palminteri, Ann Curry, Rufus Wainwright

Dave talks about the recent successes of the New York Jets, so Harold Larkin ...

75. James Woods, David Brenner, Cast of But Boy Could He Sing

Bisbee, North Dakota is investigated in the latest edition of ""Biff Henderso...

76. Jay Thomas, Vinny Testaverde, Patti Smith

Throughout the night, Chicago announcer ""Ray Clay"" fills in for Alan, makin...

77. Stupid Human Tricks, Nathan Lane, St. Luke's Bottle Band

Kamarr the Discount Magician makes one last appearance.

78. Jon Voight, Jena Malone, Louie C.K.

Jon Voight promotes two films, ""Enemy of the State"" and ""Varsity Blues.""

79. Sarah Jessica Parker, David Remnick, Bryan Callan

Biff pretends to stand in Times Square again, this time reporting about the w...

80. Jennifer Jason Leigh, Liam Aiken, Greg Behrendt

Biff just can't get enough of the green screen in the hallway; tonight's part...

81. Mira Sorvino, Terry Bradshaw

It's time for ""How Many Guys in Mouse Suits Can Fit into a Dunkin' Donuts?""...

82. Lisa Kudrow, Terry Bradshaw, Jason Kuller

Dave announces the new name of the show will be ""David Letterman's Countdown...

83. Jon Stewart, Marv Albert, Jim Gaffigan

""David Letterman's Countdown to the Millennium,"" Day 2: Paul declares that ...

84. Gillian Anderson, Charlie Rose, Black Crowes

Sitting in with the CBS Orchestra tonight: the shirtless guy who was the ""T"...

85. Robert Duvall, Al Franken, B.B. King

During ""Small Town News,"" Dave sports a paper mustache.

86. Conan O'Brian, Alanis Morrisette

Tonight's ""Paul Shaffer Millennium Prediction"": health spas will not charge...

87. William Baldwin, Trisha Yearwood, Scott Ferrall

William Baldwin promotes ""Virus,"" while Biff rescues Dave's coffee mug afte...

88. Jack Hanna, Patricia Arquette

Mailbag: Tony mentions he's taken up acting, then shows two remarkably simila...

89. Yasmine Bleeth, Adam Carolla, James Brown

90. Alicia Silverstone, D.L. Hughley, Second Hand

Dave says a focus group doesn't like his ""Countdown to the Millennium"" segm...

91. Sophia Loren, The Mavericks

Dave and Paul discuss William Wood Lee Shaffer's diapers. Later, Paul interr...

92. Bill Murray, Shania Twain

Biff shows up with a tie for a ""Know Your Current Events"" contestant; Bill ...

93. Cate Blanchett, Jason Schwartzman, Brandy

Dave announces he and Paul are trying to establish a video nexus; during Mail...

94. Bill Cosby, Brendon Fraser, Ricky Scruggs & Vince Gill

It's the seventeenth anniversary of Dave's debut in late night, and what is h...

95. Tom Arnold, David Brenner, Catherine Bell

Dave mentions that through the wonders of science, Paul Shaffer had another b...

96. Tom Brokaw, Sean Patrick Flanery, Creed

Dave and Paul spend ten minutes discussing the new and improved ""Late Show""...

97. Mel Gibson, Laetitia Casta, Fresh Step

Dave reads about Bucknell University for a ""KYCE"" participant; Laetitia Cas...

98. Stupid Pet Tricks, Martha Stewart, Mitch Hedberg

Nile Rogers fills in for both Felicia and Will Lee, who are both sick; Martha...

99. Michael J. Fox, Rev. John & Ellena Cobb, Willie Nelson

""Biff Henderson's America"" makes a quick stop in Baker, Nevada. Also, Dave...

100. Jeff Daniels, Fernanda Montenegro, Monica

Dave chats with (live via satellite) Al at Prestige Luggage Company in Dallas...

101. Robin Wright Penn, Richard Kind, Chris Isaak

Dave rants about the internet, while Bob Borden literally searches for a vale...

102. Sandra Bullock, James Carville, Hootie & The Blowfish

Orlando Antigua of the Harlem Globetrotters helps out during ""Know Your Curr...

103. Richard Simmons, Sarah O'Hare, Ondar

Dave discusses signature sign-offs and announces his new one will be ""Keep a...

104. Bette Midler, David Hyde Pierce

Tonight marks the debut of ""Alan Kalter's Secret Word."" Tonight's utteranc...

105. Andy Garcia, Tara Lipinksi, Wendy Liebman

Lou Soloff of Blood, Sweat and Tears sits in with the horn section; Alan's se...

106. Andie MacDowell, Mike Judge, Julian Lennon

The secret word is ""mongoose""; ten West Point cadet presents the Top Ten; J...

107. Magic Johnson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jewel

The secret word is ""hydraulic""; Dave gives a photographer in the audience a...

108. Lauren Bacall, Greg Smith, Sugar Ray

The secret word is ""buttress""; during Mailbag, Dave and Linda Tripp appear ...

109. Matthew Broderick, Sheryl Crow

Dave takes five minutes to comment on the sudden death of Gene Siskel, then s...

110. Kid Scientists, Jesse Ventura

Alan's secret word is ""bobcat,"" and the jackpot now stands at ""seven hundr...

111. Uma Thurman, Tom Green, De La Guarda

The secret word is ""barnacle;"" Dave answers a phone call from Sweden; in a ...

112. Eriq La Salle, Homer Hickman, Blondie

The secret word is ""corpuscular."" Meanwhile, Dave chats with Homer Hickam, ...

113. James Coburn, Will Ferrall, Marvelous Three

The secret word is ""combustible,"" and the stakes have been raised to an eve...

114. Brooke Shields, Peter Hillary

115. Ian McKellen, Reese Witherspoon, The Roots & Erykah Badu

The secret word is ""saluki""; live via satellite, the employees of the Uncla...

116. Kid Turkey Callers, Mark Wahlberg, Fresh Step

Dave rants about tonight's Barbara Walters/Monica Lewinsky interview; the sec...

117. Billy Crystal, George Miller

The secret word is ""viscous,"" while George Miller rants about the media.

118. Chazz Palminteri, Jeff Altman, Everclear

The secret word is ""melancholia,"" while ""Oprah"" (Pat Farmer) flirts with ...

119. Norm MacDonald, Jeff Beck

The secret word is ""lederhosen""; the second-ever ""Alan Kalter's Where Are ...

120. Elizabeth Hurley, Katie Holmes, Cake

The secret word is ""Ionosphere,"" with the prize now standing at ""$1700 dam...

121. Stupid Human Tricks, Craig Kilborn, Emmylou Harris, Linda Rondstadt, and Dolly Parton

The secret word is ""shipjack""; Dave shows a meat identification kit, comple...

122. Elton John, Henry Kissinger, LeAnn Rimes

The secret word is ""bilious,"" which is coincidental because Dave feels unde...

123. Ron Howard, Charlotte Church

Dave bids farewell to Tom Snyder (his last show aired that night),then says ...

124. Marv Albert, Diane Lane, Blur

Dave hollers about 60 Minutes, then claims that somebody won the Secret Word ...

125. Laurence Fishburne, Sister Carol Anne Corley, Wilco

The opening sequence is altered; the secret word is ""taconite""; Dave chats ...

126. Steve Martin & Goldie Hawn, Jim Calhoun, Joe Henry

The secret word is ""sociopathic,"" while Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn promot...

127. Dennis Hopper, Jason Nastke, The Corrs

The secret word is ""nemonurwingy,"" but Dave accuses Alan of making it up (w...

128. Marilu Henner, Master P, Greg Fitzsimmons

Charlie Daniels sits in on fiddle; the secret word is ""mahagony""; comedian/...

129. Charles Grodin, David Arquette, Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, and Kris Kristofferson

The secret word is ""flange""; Dave holds up a certificate that makes Late Sh...

130. Drew Barrymore, Scott Wolf, Barenaked Ladies

The secret word is ""millipede""; right after the second-ever edition of ""Kn...

131. Lennox Lewis, Dr. Bertrand Piccard & Brian Jones

Throughout the night, local teens with learner's permits parallel park on 53r...

132. George Stephanopoulos, Molly Shannon, Andrea Bocelli

The secret word is ""ischemia,"" while SNL star Molly Shannon promotes Never ...

133. Bill Maher, Khalid El-Amin, Marc Maron

Paul makes his second ""Countdown to the Millennium"" prediction since the de...

134. Elle Macpherson, Don Zimmer, John Mellencamp

Paul announces celebrities will come by all evening to wish Dave a happy birt...

135. Kevin Spacey, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

The secret word is ""hegemony,"" and Dave doubles the current jackpot from $1...

136. Kate Winslet, Darrell Hammond, Mandy Barnett

The secret word is ""quadricentennial,"" and after doubling the stakes on las...

137. David Spade, Tim Couch, Eagle-Eye Cherry

Dave mentions the sudden and untimely death of Bill Wendell; the secret word ...

138. John Cusack, Jack Hanna

A technical difficulty turns Dave's face and tie blue during the monologue; t...

139. Matthew Broderick, Ben Stein, The Cranberries

Dave discusses the various bars and/or grills that have been next door to the...

140. Martin Lawrence, Michelle Williams, Eddie Brill

Dave claims there was a secret word winner last night, then brings out Connec...

141. Dustin Hoffman, Mary Steenburgen, Ben Folds Five

The secret word is ""boat""; Paul, Felecia, Will, and Sid perform ""Songs for...

142. Ted Danson, Sarah Ferguson, Madness

The secret word is ""carrot,"" and Dave introduces another supposed winner (w...

143. Glenn Close, George Hamilton, Elvis Crespo

In honor of tonight's audience, the backdrop is altered to show the skyline o...

144. Tom Brokaw, Robbie Williams

Dave claims he's filed a $100 million lawsuit against the surgeon general; Da...

145. Earvin Magic Johnson, Sara Gentile, Silverchair

The secret word is ""incinerate""; Paul Fiore tries to parallel-park outside;...

146. Denny Brauer, Kelly Willis, Jesse Jackson

The secret word is ""undershirt""; Dave shows (bogus) footage of Roberto Beni...

147. Brendan Fraser, Jesse Jackson, Bonnie Raitt

Cold opening: Jesse Jackson makes an insincere apology to Dave for his tardin...

148. Kelsey Grammer, Steve Earle and the Del McCoury Band

In honor of tonight's travel-weary audience (everybody's from Nashville),Bif...

149. Stupid Pet Tricks, Janeane Garofalo, Brian Regan

The secret word is ""ball""; an audience member is stifled by a barbershop qu...

150. Ben Stiller, Camryn Manheim, Eve 6

Thirteen-year-old blues phenomenon Ben Robinson sits in; the secret word is "...

151. Kathie Lee Gifford, Deana Carter

Dave makes a nonsense rant about Barry Manilow; the secret word is ""winky"";...

152. Kevin Kline, Leelee Sobieski, Beth Orton

Dave bring out the seven supposed winners of last night's secret word contest...

153. Bill Cosby, Jon Favreau

With tonight's audience being from the City of Brotherly Love, Biff heads to ...

154. Julia Roberts, Alice Cooper

The secret word is ""molar,"" while Dave measures Julia Roberts' waist.

155. Keri Russell, Aretha Franklin

Dave calls Aloha Meats in Honolulu to see if they answer the phone by saying ...

156. Tom Selleck, Bob Barker, Leon Russell

The secret word is ""turf""; various members of the staff appear in a series ...

157. Helen Hunt, Courtney Love, Hole

The secret word is ""Alan""; Dave shows a one dollar bill folded so it would ...

158. Natalie Portman, Tom Everett Scott, J. Geils Band

Tonight's audience hails from Boston, Massachusetts. The backdrop, as always...

159. Harry Connick Jr., Damon Wayans

Dave goes on a fury as to what constitutes the dinners given as prizes during...

160. Kate Capshaw, Britney Spears

Dave tries calling Hawaii again; the secret word is ""asparagus""; Kate Capsh...

161. Kid Scientists, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary Chapin Carpenter

Anton is again introduced as Buddy Rich, Jr.; Paul pays $102,000,000 for a ti...

162. Bill Murray, Everlast

Jay Johnson wins the secret word ""contest"" again; throughout the night, Lou...

163. Jennifer Lopez, Ira Glass

The secret word is ""bituminous""; Lou Rawls continues to lounge in the green...

164. Dan Rather, Nancy Mace, Randy Newman

Tonight's secret word (""emetic"") is now sponsored by a lawn-watering device...

165. Jeff Foxworthy, Kristin Davis, Snoop Dogg

The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""escarpment""; Dave plays a new game at Joe G's...

166. Timothy Hutton, Christine Lahti, Cast of It Ain't Nothing But the Blues

The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""whippy""; last night's winner ""Barbara Sanche...

167. Ray Romano, Jewel

After appearing in an ad for Hosie Cow, Alan announces that the secret word i...

168. Heather Graham, David Wells

Edgar Winter sits in; the Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""dick""; Heather Graham p...

169. Tim Robbins, Oscar De La Hoya, Dane Cook

The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""amputation""; the latest roll call introduces ...

170. Roseanne, Susan Tedeschi

The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""dick"" again, but it's eventually changed to "...

171. David Schwimmer, Brandi Chastain, Seth Green

The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""pigment,"" while Dave chats (and becomes infat...

172. Mike Myers, Ben Lee

Al Gore appears on ""The Paul Shaffer Show""; The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""...

173. Julianna Margulies, Jon Stewart

Anton is introduced as Buddy Rich Jr., the ""bastard son"" of the legendary j...

174. Felicity Huffman, Andy Dick, Elvis Costello

The secret word (""rodeo"") is now sponsored by Larry King, whom according to...

175. Adam Sandler, Missy Elliot

The Larry King Secret Word is ""gabardine,"" and is followed by stock footage...

176. Geri Halliwell, Richard Belzer

Jimmy Vaughan sits in; the Larry King Secret Word is ""entropic""; after an u...

177. Rudolph Giuliani, Leslie Mann, The Pretenders

The Larry King Secret Word is ""linguine."" Also, to counteract with Hillary...

178. Joey Lauren Adams, Spike Lee, Santana

The Larry King Secret Word is ""peptide""; Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas of M...

179. Colin Powell, Maurice Green

Tonight's Secret Word (""bird"") is brought to you by David Letterman's Women...

180. Mira Sorvino, Lyle Lovett

The World Cup Soccer Team Secret Word is ""oozing""; Montana park ranger (and...

181. Piedmont Bird Callers, Avery Johnson, June Carter Cash

The Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""peripatetic""; a bird caller f...

182. Calista Flockhart, Jack Hannah

The Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""highoeyazmuhoodhee""; Calista ...

183. Stupid Human Tricks, John Leguizamo, Ziggy Marley & The Melody Makers

The Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""pony""; during Mailbag, Biff, ...

184. John McEnroe, George Jones

Dave shows footage of a taxi literally crashing the staff cookout out on 53rd...

185. Chris Rock, Sixpence None the Richer

An audience member attempts to button Dave's jacket; the Dan Quayle/Larry Kin...

186. Lindsay Davenport, Oliver Platt, Jeffrey Ross

Dave replies to a Zagat's survey; the Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""pestile...

187. Jay Thomas, Jason Briggs

The Secret Word is ""prick,"" with the stock footage of the baby owls eating ...

188. Naomi Campbell, Jimmie Walker, Lucinda Williams

Dave points out that Paul is dressed from head to toe in white tonight, inclu...

189. Don Rickles, Dave Mirra, Patty Griffin

The Larry King/Dan Quayle Secret Word is ""sphygmomanometer""; Dave briefly c...

190. U.S. 1999 World Cup Women's Soccer Team, Jim Gaffigan

The Dan Quayle/Larry King Secret Word is ""pie""; Dave finally meets the enti...

191. Matthew Broderick, Dennis Regan

The Hillary Clinton/Larry King Secret Word is ""mommy""; Dave asks a question...

192. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Buzz Aldrin, Jamiroquai

The Hillary Clinton/Larry King Secret Word is ""meehnkee""; Dave ""performs""...

193. Charles Grodin, Alanis Morrisette

Paul asks what the point of the Secret Word is, and after it's revealed (""th...

194. Ted Koppel, Isabella Rossellini, Macy Gray

Paul complains about the heat at Woodstock '99; Dave brags about Max Pappas a...

195. National Hollerin' Champions, Garry Marshall, Los Lobos

Buckwheat Zydeco (nee Stanley Durrell) sits in on accordion; throughout the n...

196. Samuel L. Jackson, Rita Wilson, Pete Townshend & Eddie Vedder

Biff helps out pedestrians walking on 53rd Street; Dave asks Paul about proje...

197. Bruce Willis, Heidi Klum

""Paul Shaffer's Countdown to the Millennium"" makes its triumphant return to...

198. Lance Armstrong, Barry White

Dave chats with Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong; Pa...

199. Pierce Brosnan, Saffron Burrows, Jim Jeter

It's a very special night as Jim Jeter is about to log his one millionth mile...

200. Tom Arnold, Q-Tip & Busta Rhymes

Dave takes the outside cam to Joe G's for another round of ""Stop Calling Me ...

201. Dave Foley, Jonathan Witherspoon, Old 97's

Dave shows the audience some stuff he bought on his recent vacation in a segm...

202. William H. Macy, George Miller, The Pretenders

Dave repeatedly shows footage of the Taco Bell chihuahua saying ""funkaliciou...

203. Ray Romano, Jeff Altman

During CBS Mailbag, Alan punches Dave. Later, Dave's former ""Starland Vocal...

204. Regis Philbin, Dave Attell

Paul refers to Regis as a bastard, only for the ""Millionaire"" host to retal...

205. Claire Danes, Smash Mouth

Kreskin's knowledge of 70's backup singers is tested in a segment called ""Co...

206. Hugh Grant, The Mavericks

Dave announces that a crack in the building next door caused a temporary evac...

207. Rene Russo, Tori Amos

Dave takes up an offering for a preacher who played ""Who Your Deer Repellant...

208. Shaquille O'Neal, Helen Mirren

During CBS Mailbag, Inky Mendez announces his candidacy for the US Senate, wh...

209. Tony Danza, Katie Holmes, Robert Palmer

A shirtless Vince DeMentri interviews people on the street, asking them what ...

210. Lara Flynn Boyle, David Brenner, Everclear

Dave announces that tonight, ""We're going to have good old-fashioned fun"": ...

211. Andie MacDowell, French Stewart, Tom Dreesen

Terence Blanchard sits in with the band, while Olympic diver Kathy Pesek does...

212. Alec Baldwin, Dwight Yoakam

Dave announces that tonight is the premiere of ""Late Show Who Wants to be a ...

213. Albert Brooks, Omar Epps

Dave announces that after 6 years and 1,278 shows on CBS, he now wants to be ...