1. Patch Boomhauer
Aired: Nov 2, 2003 Tensions run high when Boomhauer's brother, Patch, proposes to Boomhauer's ol...
2. Reborn to Be Wild
Aired: Nov 9, 2003 Hank reacts with horror when Bobby's Bible study group turns out to be popula...
3. New Cowboy on the Block
Aired: Nov 16, 2003 A washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood.
4. The Incredible Hank
Aired: Nov 23, 2003 Peggy suspects that Hank suffers from Irritable Male Syndrome and begins spik...
5. Flirting with the Master
Aired: Nov 30, 2003 A dashing Mexican television star asks Peggy to spend two weeks south of the ...
6. After the Mold Rush
Aired: Dec 7, 2003 Hank enters his house in Arlen's parade of homes showcase, but when the hill ...
7. Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
Aired: Dec 14, 2003 Hank lives up to his boyhood dream of driving a big rig when helping his moth...
8. Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Aired: Jan 4, 2004 When Bobby mistakenly believes that his parents are rich, he steals Hank's cr...
9. Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
Aired: Jan 25, 2004 Hank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning boa...
10. That's What She Said
Aired: Feb 8, 2004 A new Strickland Propane employee revels in making off-color jokes, driving H...
11. My Hair Lady
Aired: Feb 15, 2004 Bill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon.
12. Phish and Wildlife
Aired: Feb 22, 2004 Hank and his friends take Bobby on an "eat only what you catch" camping trip,...
13. Cheer Factor
Aired: Mar 7, 2004 Peggy takes over as coach of the cheerleading squad, and switches the girls f...
14. Dale Be Not Proud
Aired: Mar 14, 2004 When racecar driver John Force needs a kidney transplant, Dale turns out to b...
15. Après Hank, le Deluge
Aired: Mar 21, 2004 Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of...
16. DaleTech
Aired: Mar 28, 2004 Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; ...
17. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Aired: Apr 18, 2004 Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains...
18. Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
Aired: Apr 25, 2004 Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fai...
19. Stressed for Success
Aired: May 2, 2004 Bobby joins the school's academic team, where he specializes in pop culture, ...
20. Hank's Back
Aired: May 9, 2004 Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; and Peggy ba...
21. The Redneck on Rainey Street
Aired: May 16, 2004 After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his ho...
22. Talking Shop
Aired: May 23, 2004 Bobby infuriates Hank by training as a student counsellor, then upsets Connie...