1. Get Your Freak Off
Aired: Nov 3, 2002 After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from ...
2. The Fat and the Furious
Aired: Nov 10, 2002 A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hotdog eating contest that pits him ...
3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Watcha Gonna Do
Aired: Nov 17, 2002 Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
4. Goodbye Normal Jeans
Aired: Nov 24, 2002 Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million doll...
5. Dances with Dogs
Aired: Dec 1, 2002 Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.
6. The Son Also Roses
Aired: Dec 8, 2002 Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work...
7. The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
Aired: Dec 15, 2002 Hank is sentenced to attend an anger management class after accidentally sawi...
8. Full Metal Dust Jacket
Aired: Jan 5, 2003 Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are none...
9. Pigmalion
Aired: Jan 12, 2003 Luanne is wooed by millionaire Trip Larsen...who has bizarre plans for her.
10. Megalo Dale
Aired: Jan 12, 2003 Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an extermina...
11. Boxing Luanne
Aired: Feb 2, 2003 Luanne becomes a boxer.
12. Vision Quest
Aired: Feb 9, 2003 Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but ...
13. Queasy Rider
Aired: Feb 16, 2003 After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head ...
14. Board Games
Aired: Mar 2, 2003 Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school ...
15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Aired: Mar 9, 2003 When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot cam...
16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Aired: Mar 16, 2003 Bobby and Joe Jack, while working at Strickland Propane, use unscrupulous tac...
17. The Good Buck
Aired: Mar 30, 2003 Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in L...
18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Aired: Apr 13, 2003 Peggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic garde...
19. Be True to Your Fool
Aired: Apr 27, 2003 Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shav...
20. Racist Dawg
Aired: May 4, 2003 Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman.
21. Night and Deity
Aired: May 11, 2003 Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested wit...
22. Maid in Arlen
Aired: May 18, 2003 Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's...
23. Witches of East Arlen
Aired: May 18, 2003 Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to d...