1. Bobby Goes Nuts
Aired: Nov 11, 2001 To Hank's chagrin, Bobby learns to protect himself by kicking boys in the groin.
2. Soldier of Misfortune
Aired: Dec 9, 2001 When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a wea...
3. Lupe's Revenge
Aired: Dec 12, 2001 Peggy accidentally brings a Mexican girl into the country after a Spanish cla...
4. The Father, the Son and J.C.
Aired: Dec 16, 2001 Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat f...
5. Father of the Bribe
Aired: Jan 6, 2002 Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie.
6. I'm with Cupid
Aired: Feb 10, 2002 After spending some depressing time with Bill on Valentine's Day, Bobby start...
7. Torch Song Hillogy
Aired: Feb 17, 2002 The Olympic torch is passing through Arlen on its way to Salt Lake City, so P...
8. Joust Like a Woman
Aired: Feb 24, 2002 Peggy jeopardizes a potential deal for Hank by trying to bring Women's Libera...
9. The Bluegrass Is Always Greener
Aired: Feb 24, 2002 Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from ...
10. The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
Aired: Mar 3, 2002 Peggy is dubbed a "genius" after taking an on-line test from the Texas Instit...
11. Unfortunate Son
Aired: Mar 10, 2002 Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses i...
12. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Aired: Mar 17, 2002 Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school.
13. Tankin' It to the Streets
Aired: Mar 31, 2002 When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an ...
14. Of Mice and Little Green Men
Aired: Apr 7, 2002 When Dale realizes that he did not have sex with Nancy anywhere near the time...
15. A Man Without a Country Club
Aired: Apr 14, 2002 Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-...
16. Beer and Loathing
Aired: Apr 14, 2002 Peggy becomes a customer service representative for Alamo Beer, Hank's favori...
17. Fun with Jane and Jane
Aired: Apr 21, 2002 While searching for a sorority to join, Luanne inadvertently joins a brainwas...
18. My Own Private Rodeo
Aired: Apr 28, 2002 Hank discovers that Dale's long-lost father is a cowboy on the gay rodeo circ...
19. Sug Night
Aired: May 5, 2002 Peggy is upset when she learns Hank has been having dreams about grilling ham...
20. Dang Ol' Love
Aired: May 5, 2002 Boomhauer plans to ask his girlfriend to marry him.
21. Returning Japanese
Aired: May 12, 2002 Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son.