1. Nell Goes to Jail
Aired: Oct 2, 1982When the Kaniskys' phone service is mistakenly cut off for non-payment (it wa...
2. Brother Ed and the Hooker
Aired: Oct 9, 1982The Chief doesn't approve when his brother Ed has a date with a woman who use...
3. Sam's Imaginary Friend
Aired: Oct 16, 1982Sam causes a stir in the household because of her imaginary friend named Debb...
4. Grandpa's Visit
Aired: Oct 23, 1982Grandpa Kanisky causes commotion when he stays over at the house.
5. Take My Baby, Please
Aired: Oct 30, 1982Valerie, the girl who married and gave birth at the same time in the Kanisky ...
6. Porko's II
Aired: Nov 6, 1982Dr. George Avery, founder of the diet group People Organized to Reduce and Ki...
7. The Chief's Gay Evening
Aired: Nov 13, 1982During a stakeout, a police officer admits his homosexuality to the Chief, wh...
8. Katie Steals Julie's Jock
Aired: Nov 27, 1982Katie and Julie clash over a boy they both like.
9. Sam Faces Death
Aired: Dec 4, 1982While Nell is away at a funeral, Officer Simpson accidentally shoots the Chie...
10. Nell Goes Door to Door
Aired: Dec 11, 1982Nell gets a job selling Amaze-O-Vac vacuum cleaners door to door, finding out...
11. Love Thy Neighbor
Aired: Dec 18, 1982Nell goes to court when a neighbor's dog becomes a nuisance.
12. Love, Kidney
Aired: Jan 6, 1983When Uncle Ed falls ill suddenly, he learns that he needs a kidney transplant...
13. Julie Smokes
Aired: Jan 13, 1983The Chief is angry when he catches Julie smoking a cigarette.
14. The Centerfold: Part 1
Aired: Jan 20, 1983The Chief fires a female officer for posing for a pornographic magazine.
15. The Centerfold: Part 2
Aired: Jan 27, 1983The Mayor of Glenlawn puts political pressure on the Chief over the female of...
16. The Custody Suit
Aired: Feb 10, 1983The Chief's sister-in-law, Blanche Ross, drops in unexpectedly on his birthda...
17. The Return of the Doo-Wop Girls
Aired: Feb 17, 1983Nell learns that the members of a singing group she used to belong to are in ...
18. Eddie Gets Married
Aired: Feb 24, 1983Uncle Ed asks his girlfriend Maxine to marry him.
19. Grandpa Robs a Bank
Aired: Mar 3, 1983At the bank, Grandpa is confused for a bank robber.
20. Glenlawn Street Blues
Aired: Mar 10, 1983Nell takes Samantha to the police station to show her that their real day-to-...
21. Nell and the Kid
Aired: Apr 28, 1983A delicatessen owner takes in a young girl who tried to shoplift from him.
22. Nell Gets Sick
Aired: May 5, 1983Grandma Kanisky takes over the household while Nell is sick.