Clone High

1. Blinded with Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions

Joan returns from summer break a social pariah. Harriet teams up with Toussai...

2. Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town

Scudworth takes Frida under his wing, causing the would-be artist to consider...

3. Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation

While Scudworth seeks to make Clone High a tax-exempt religious school, JFK's...

4. The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero

When Scudworth makes Joan principal for the day, she throws a redemption-wort...

5. Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does

As Valentine's Day nears, Confucius and Joan con Harriet into thinking they'r...

6. Go Yell It On the Mountain: Snow Way Out

Tensions mount on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, threatening love triangle...

8. Cyranos: A Portmant-opus

When Scudworth hatches a plan to extort Confucius' absentee foster parents fo...

9. Cloney Island: Twist!

After breaking into Scudworth's office, the clones discover a sordid tale of ...

10. The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work

Candide's solution to Scudworth's Cloney Island problem leaves the future of ...