1. Who's for Swordfish?
Aired: Sep 17, 1961In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swap...
2. Something Nice for Sol
Aired: Sep 24, 1961Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get e...
3. Home Sweet Sing Sing
Aired: Oct 1, 1961The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released pet...
4. Change Your Partner
Aired: Oct 8, 1961Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds ...
5. I Won't Go
Aired: Oct 15, 1961Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys a...
6. Muldoon's Star
Aired: Oct 22, 1961Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's ...
7. The Paint Job
Aired: Oct 29, 1961A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resel...
8. Love Finds Muldoon
Aired: Nov 5, 1961Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.
9. The Gypsy Curse
Aired: Nov 12, 1961The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the g...
10. Thirty Days Notice
Aired: Nov 19, 1961Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up w...
11. Catch Me on the Paar Show
Aired: Nov 26, 1961After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance o...
12. The Taming of Lucille
Aired: Dec 3, 1961Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king...
13. Put It in the Bank
Aired: Dec 10, 1961The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody ...
14. Get Well, Officer Schnauser
Aired: Dec 17, 1961While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go ...
15. Christmas at the 53rd
Aired: Dec 24, 1961The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan paro...
16. The Sacrifice
Aired: Jan 7, 1962Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take th...
17. Boom, Boom, Boom
Aired: Jan 14, 1962The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the ol...
18. Toody & Muldoon Crack Down
Aired: Jan 21, 1962After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so anger...
19. Toody's Paradise
Aired: Jan 28, 1962Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife an...
20. How High Is Up?
Aired: Feb 4, 1962Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch ov...
21. Toody and the Art World
Aired: Feb 11, 1962Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece,...
22. What Happened to Thursday?
Aired: Feb 18, 1962The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursda...
23. How Smart Can You Get?
Aired: Feb 25, 1962The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon...
24. Today I Am a Man
Aired: Mar 4, 1962Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date ...
25. No More Pickpockets
Aired: Mar 11, 1962The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpocket...
26. The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
Aired: Mar 18, 1962Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxi...
27. The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser
Aired: Mar 25, 1962Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding cere...
28. The Auction
Aired: Apr 1, 1962The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching...
29. Quiet! We're Thinking
Aired: Apr 8, 1962Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy S...
30. I Love Lucille
Aired: Apr 22, 1962Lucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does,...