After Hours

1. Why Mario is Secretly a Douchebag

Cracked After Hours returns on the wings- er...the raccoon tail of a cultural...

2. If You Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure

Behind every boring ice-breaker, there is a much better question waiting to b...

3. Why The Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun

ED-209? Terminators? You don't need to go to sci-fi for the most terrifyingly...

4. The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Sitcom Characters

When you actually connect the dots, sitcoms feature lots of creepy subplots, ...

5. Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying

Think twice about your prayers each night to Q, Trekkies. There are a lot of ...

6. 3 Popular Children's Characters Who Secretly Hate Animals

And yet, why isn't PETA calling out these monsters? We think it's because Big...

7. 4 Creepy Hidden Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories

New episode of Cracked After Hours about why teens are afraid of cars, Brits ...

8. Why PIxar Movies Are All Secretly About the Apocalypse

'Toy Story' is secretly about slavery, but when you put them all together, yo...

9. Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job

Indiana Jones is awesome to watch, and terrible to be around in just about an...

10. The Only 8 Types of TV Shows That Get Made

Even the most groundbreaking TV shows all follow an extremely specific formula.

11. 5 Reasons James Bond Might Be the Worst Spy Ever

But as the trailer for Skyfall proves, at least he can still stick a landing.

12. The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Taught Us as Kids

Disney teaches terrible lessons to kids all the time.