After Hours

1. Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying

Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back ...

2. 5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend

Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..

3. Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?

You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.

4. Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying

Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in...

5. How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You

Like "The Wire," but everyone's Omar.

6. Which Ninja Turtle Are You?: Life's Most Important Question

In the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Ho...

7. Why 'Star Wars' Is Secretly Terrifying for Women

A brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, ...

8. Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires

At some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.

9. Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham

Bruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CE...

10. The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)

You only get one super power. Choose wisely.

11. 4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes

If you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose...

12. 4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters

A brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you we...