1000 Ways to Die

1. Death on a Stick

A peeper takes a bath; a pool hopper goes belly up; a Bachelorette takes a mo...

2. Putting a Smiley Face on Death

Self-liposuction goes wrong; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; Proc...

3. Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

A meth maker loses face; a nudist has a killer diet; sorority girl swallows t...

4. Dead Wrongs

When two religious nuts hide in a grain silo, they ignite a match for light a...

5. Fatal Distractions

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed...

6. The End Is Weird

A robot maker meets his maker; An exhibitionish goes down in public; Houdini'...

7. Hurry Up and Die

Organ donor loses heart; A jerk gets swept away; Trailer trash gets trashed; ...

8. Death Puts on a Dunce Cap

A diner eats a live octopus; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter beco...

9. Young, Dumb and Full of Death

A salesman sells out; A coke head gets nosed out; Phony preacher sees the lig...

10. Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death

Death in the 70's; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a t...

11. Cure for the Common Death, Part II

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot...

12. Sudden Death

Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roo...

13. Dying to Tell the Story

Couple gets antsy on safari; young Amish man learns to party; a braggart's ne...

14. If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop quee...

16. Getting a Rise from the Dead

A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef wh...

17. Ready or Not, Here Comes Death

A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthu...

18. Grave Errors

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pa...

19. Killing Them Softly

A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a gra...

20. Better Them Than Us

A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a...

21. Dead Before They Know It

A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sud...

22. Stupid Is as Death Does

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a ...

23. Mister Death

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terro...

24. Death, The New Black

A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has dea...

25. Death Be a Lady Tonight

An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged...

26. Today’s Special: Death

A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Pr...

27. Eat, Pray Die

A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools a...

28. Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out...

29. Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever

A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goe...

30. Death: One Size Fits All

A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet ...

31. Deadliest Kitsch

Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist r...

32. Grave Decisions

Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets ju...

33. Dirt Nap

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a b...

34. Death Takes a Vacation

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for ...

35. Wild Wild Death

An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wan...

36. Death Penalties

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be c...

37. Die-abestic

A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a ...

38. Star Death: The Last Generation

Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is g...

39. Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”

Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses t...

40. Sor-Dead Affair

A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming ...

41. Locked and Low Dead

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to ...