The Colbert Report

Season 5 (161 Episodes)

11 Seasons 2009 TV-14 30m 8.4

Satirical newscaster Stephen Colbert provides humorous commentary on the big issues going on in the United States and the rest of the world, with his larger-than-life ego and overly-patriotic spirit along with him every step of the way.

An offshoot of The Daily Show (1996), The Colbert Report (the Ts in Colbert and in Report are silent) is a parody of shows like "The O'Reilly Factor". Colbert begins the show with teasers about the show's content and then the credits go by, with a giant eagle and the stars and stripes featured predominantly. Colbert will pepper commentaries with phrases like, "Look, I don't have time to read books", or, "President Bush isn't a head thinker, he's a gut thinker." Aspects of talking head programs are exaggerated and Colbert presents a host overwhelmed by his own importance. Guests do not walk on-stage but are seated at a small table to the side. Colbert runs over to them, encouraging the audience to applaud and high five him as he passes. He is then likely to begin an interview by asking a guest something like, "Explain evolution in twenty seconds", or "Isn't everyone who disagrees with the President guilty of treason?" Colbert is also very clear about our number one threat, "Bears". His distrust of bears was a continuing theme.

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Season 5 Episodes:

Episode 1 John King

1. John King

Aired: Jan 5, 2009

Stephen's new co-host Alan Colmes analyzes the Democrats' racism. Tek Jansen ...

Episode 2 Matt Miller

2. Matt Miller

Aired: Jan 6, 2009

Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like ...

Episode 3 Benicio Del Toro

3. Benicio Del Toro

Aired: Jan 7, 2009

Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."

Episode 4 Lawrence Lessig

4. Lawrence Lessig

Aired: Jan 8, 2009

Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into cr...

Episode 5 Anthony Romero

5. Anthony Romero

Aired: Jan 12, 2009

Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't clo...

Episode 6 Niall Ferguson

6. Niall Ferguson

Aired: Jan 13, 2009

Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a ...

Episode 7 Alan Khazei

7. Alan Khazei

Aired: Jan 14, 2009

Barack Obama may be over-marketed, and Alan Khazei wants Americans to volunteer.

Episode 8 Shepard Fairey

8. Shepard Fairey

Aired: Jan 15, 2009

A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonder...

Episode 9 Frank Rich

9. Frank Rich

Aired: Jan 19, 2009

Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.

Episode 10 Jabari Asim

10. Jabari Asim

Aired: Jan 20, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist and author of The N Word: ...

Episode 11 Elizabeth Alexander

11. Elizabeth Alexander

Aired: Jan 21, 2009

Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and...

Episode 12 Jon Meacham

12. Jon Meacham

Aired: Jan 22, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew ...

Episode 13 Ed Young

13. Ed Young

Aired: Jan 26, 2009

Obama changes Bush's policy on science, and Ed Young thinks married people sh...

Episode 16 John Podesta

16. John Podesta

Aired: Jan 29, 2009

President and CEO, Center for American Progress

Episode 17 Dan Zaccagnino

17. Dan Zaccagnino

Aired: Feb 2, 2009

The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.

Episode 22 Robert Ballard

22. Robert Ballard

Aired: Feb 10, 2009

It's tough times for the Republican Party, and Stephen gives a shout out to a...

Episode 24 Adam Gopnik

24. Adam Gopnik

Aired: Feb 12, 2009

Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Ab...

Episode 26 Cliff Sloan

26. Cliff Sloan

Aired: Feb 24, 2009

Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it establ...

Episode 27 John Fetterman

27. John Fetterman

Aired: Feb 25, 2009

Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of ...

Episode 28 Kris Kristofferson

28. Kris Kristofferson

Aired: Feb 26, 2009

Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a ...

Episode 29 David Byrne

29. David Byrne

Aired: Mar 2, 2009

Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?

Episode 30 Mark Bittman

30. Mark Bittman

Aired: Mar 3, 2009

President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Ca...

Episode 33 Lisa Hannigan

33. Lisa Hannigan

Aired: Mar 9, 2009

Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."

Episode 35 Howard Fineman

35. Howard Fineman

Aired: Mar 11, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek correspondent and author of 'The Thirteen A...

Episode 38 David Grann

38. David Grann

Aired: Mar 17, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly ...

Episode 39 Juan Cole

39. Juan Cole

Aired: Mar 18, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'Engaging the Muslim World'.

Episode 40 John McCardell

40. John McCardell

Aired: Mar 19, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the president of Choose Responsibility.

Episode 41 Derrick Pitts

41. Derrick Pitts

Aired: Mar 30, 2009

The guest tonight is Derrick Pitts, Chief Astronomer at The Franklin Institute.

Episode 42 David Plotz

42. David Plotz

Aired: Mar 31, 2009

David Plotz, Author of 'Good Book LP' talks to Stephen tonight.

Episode 43 Dambisa Moyo

43. Dambisa Moyo

Aired: Apr 1, 2009

Author of "Dead Aid", Dambisa Moyo is the guest on tonight's show.

Episode 44 Biz Stone

44. Biz Stone

Aired: Apr 2, 2009

One of the co-founders of Twitter is the guest for tonight's show.

Episode 46 Queen Noor

46. Queen Noor

Aired: Apr 7, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Jordan's Queen Noor.

Episode 47 Phil Bronstein

47. Phil Bronstein

Aired: Apr 8, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the editor at large for the San Francisco Chronicle,...

Episode 48 Bart Ehrman

48. Bart Ehrman

Aired: Apr 9, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Bible expert and author of Jesus, Interrupted: Revea...

Episode 49 Susie Orbach

49. Susie Orbach

Aired: Apr 14, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes psychotherapist and author of Bodies, Susie Orbach. ...

Episode 50 Jim Lehrer

50. Jim Lehrer

Aired: Apr 15, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the anchor of PBS' NewsHour and author of Oh, Jonny,...

Episode 53 Coach Mike Kryzewski

53. Coach Mike Kryzewski

Aired: Apr 21, 2009

Tonight Stephen talks with Duke University men's basketball coach Mike Krzyze...

Episode 54 Ira Glass

54. Ira Glass

Aired: Apr 22, 2009

Tonight Stephen talks with host of This American Life, Ira Glass.

Episode 55 Elizabeth Bintliff

55. Elizabeth Bintliff

Aired: Apr 23, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the West Africa Program Officer for Heifer Internati...

Episode 57 David Gross

57. David Gross

Aired: Apr 28, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of 'Dumb Money: How Our Greate...

Episode 58 David Kessler

58. David Kessler

Aired: Apr 29, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes former FDA commissioner and author of The End of Ove...

Episode 60 J.J. Abrams

60. J.J. Abrams

Aired: May 4, 2009

The Prescott Group needs a bailout, and J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen'...

Episode 62 Laurie Garrett

62. Laurie Garrett

Aired: May 6, 2009

President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Lauri...

Episode 63 Mitchell Joachim

63. Mitchell Joachim

Aired: May 7, 2009

It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbo...

Episode 64 Jeff Daniels

64. Jeff Daniels

Aired: May 11, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Jeff Daniels Also, Stephen talks with the vice...

Episode 65 Ron Howard

65. Ron Howard

Aired: May 12, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the producer & director of Angels & Demons, Ron Howa...

Episode 66 Michael Pollan

66. Michael Pollan

Aired: May 13, 2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifes...

Episode 67 Yusuf Islam

67. Yusuf Islam

Aired: May 14, 2009

Donald Trump allows Miss California to keep her crown, the DonorsChoose compe...

Episode 68 Meghan McCain

68. Meghan McCain

Aired: May 18, 2009

Meghan McCain loves the Republican Party and wants to save it from the people...

Episode 69 Walter Kirn

69. Walter Kirn

Aired: May 19, 2009

Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker sta...

Episode 70 Seth Shostak

70. Seth Shostak

Aired: May 20, 2009

Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says t...

Episode 71 Green Day

71. Green Day

Aired: May 21, 2009

Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks abou...

Episode 72 Byron Dorgan

72. Byron Dorgan

Aired: Jun 1, 2009

Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian ...

Episode 73 Katty Kay

73. Katty Kay

Aired: Jun 2, 2009

The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects ki...

Episode 74 Eric Schlosser

74. Eric Schlosser

Aired: Jun 3, 2009

California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to...

Episode 80 Austan Goolsbee

80. Austan Goolsbee

Aired: Jun 15, 2009

Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Gools...

Episode 83 Paul Muldoon

83. Paul Muldoon

Aired: Jun 18, 2009

Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul...

Episode 84 Simon Schama

84. Simon Schama

Aired: Jun 22, 2009

Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simo...

Episode 86 Matthew Crawford

86. Matthew Crawford

Aired: Jun 24, 2009

The Jonas Brothers don't abstain from making awesome rock, and Matthew Crawfo...

Episode 87 Jim Fouratt

87. Jim Fouratt

Aired: Jun 25, 2009

ABC turns their network over to Barack Obama, and Jim Fouratt meets the leade...

Episode 90 Nicholas Kristof

90. Nicholas Kristof

Aired: Jul 1, 2009

The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time...

Episode 91 Ed Viesturs

91. Ed Viesturs

Aired: Jul 2, 2009

Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Steph...

Episode 93 Leymah Gbowee

93. Leymah Gbowee

Aired: Jul 14, 2009

Stephen suggests looking for change in the folds of Barney Frank, and asks Le...

Episode 94 Douglas Rushkoff

94. Douglas Rushkoff

Aired: Jul 15, 2009

There's bad news for people with target-shaped birthmarks, and Douglas Rushko...

Episode 95 Edmund Andrews

95. Edmund Andrews

Aired: Jul 16, 2009

Stephen is emotionally dead inside, and Ed Andrews should write about teen va...

Episode 96 Bob Park

96. Bob Park

Aired: Jul 20, 2009

Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionat...

Episode 97 Dr. Aaron Carroll

97. Dr. Aaron Carroll

Aired: Jul 21, 2009

Stephen will be the mighty oak when he investigates Acorn, and Aaron Carroll ...

Episode 98 Chris Anderson

98. Chris Anderson

Aired: Jul 22, 2009

The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris ...

Episode 99 Zev Chafets

99. Zev Chafets

Aired: Jul 23, 2009

The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presi...

Episode 100 Movits!

100. Movits!

Aired: Jul 27, 2009

A report on tasers may shock you, and Swedish band Movits! helps Stephen put ...

Episode 101 Arianna Huffington

101. Arianna Huffington

Aired: Jul 28, 2009

Arianna Huffington was born in the United States, but she cultivated an accen...

Episode 102 Kevin Baker

102. Kevin Baker

Aired: Jul 29, 2009

Lance Armstrong comes in third in the Tour de France, and Kevin Baker says Ob...

Episode 103 Kathryn Bigelow

103. Kathryn Bigelow

Aired: Jul 30, 2009

Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, des...

Episode 105 Kurt Andersen

105. Kurt Andersen

Aired: Aug 4, 2009

According to Kurt Andersen, the economic and health crises give Americans a b...

Episode 106 Kris Kobach

106. Kris Kobach

Aired: Aug 5, 2009

Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward ...

Episode 107 Meryl Streep

107. Meryl Streep

Aired: Aug 6, 2009

Stephen reviews the movies that are destroying America and talks to Meryl Str...

Episode 108 Barbara Boxer

108. Barbara Boxer

Aired: Aug 10, 2009

Vladimir Putin returns to the spotlight, and Stephen interviews Barbara Boxer...

Episode 109 Jonathan Cohn

109. Jonathan Cohn

Aired: Aug 11, 2009

Afghanistan prepares for Bring Your Rocket Launcher to Work Day, and Jonathan...

Episode 110 Mark Johnson

110. Mark Johnson

Aired: Aug 12, 2009

Americans speak Glenn Beck's mind at town hall meetings, and Mark Johnson spr...

Episode 111 Mark Devlin

111. Mark Devlin

Aired: Aug 13, 2009

Glenn Beck loses his sponsors, and Mark Devlin uses giant balloons to life te...

Episode 112 Bill McKibben

112. Bill McKibben

Aired: Aug 17, 2009

Reporters get so desperate they'll even work for a newspaper, and Bill McKibb...

Episode 114 Ang Lee

114. Ang Lee

Aired: Aug 19, 2009

Ang Lee captures the hope and optimism of tired, dirty kids in his movie, "Ta...

Episode 115 Chris Matthews

115. Chris Matthews

Aired: Aug 20, 2009

The Earth's population nears 7 billion, and Chris Matthews discusses his docu...

Episode 116 Cory Booker

116. Cory Booker

Aired: Sep 14, 2009

The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker ...

Episode 117 Christiane Amanpour

117. Christiane Amanpour

Aired: Sep 15, 2009

Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the wor...

Episode 118 The Flaming Lips

118. The Flaming Lips

Aired: Sep 16, 2009

Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims...

Episode 119 Frank Bruni

119. Frank Bruni

Aired: Sep 17, 2009

Stephen resurrects the U.S. military technique of staring at a goats and Fran...

Episode 120 Shai Agassi

120. Shai Agassi

Aired: Sep 22, 2009

The Senate votes to allow guns on trains, and Shai Agassi wants us all to dri...

Episode 121 AJ Jacobs

121. AJ Jacobs

Aired: Sep 23, 2009

AJ Jacobs' life experiments include following all the rules of the Bible, try...

Episode 122 Ken Burns

122. Ken Burns

Aired: Sep 24, 2009

The Republican Party is accused of racism, another holiday is under attack, a...

Episode 123 Sheryl WuDunn

123. Sheryl WuDunn

Aired: Sep 28, 2009

Sheryl WuDunn believes giving women loans and educating girls is the way to l...

Episode 125 Wed, Sep 30, 2009

125. Wed, Sep 30, 2009

Aired: Sep 30, 2009

Stephen has an update on his space treadmill, and he'll evolve Richard Dawkin...

Episode 126 Francis Collins

126. Francis Collins

Aired: Oct 1, 2009

Francis Collins informs Stephen that it's going to take time for stem cell re...

Episode 127 Arne Duncan

127. Arne Duncan

Aired: Oct 5, 2009

President Obama proposes a longer school year, and Arne Duncan could only get...

Episode 128 The Mountain Goats

128. The Mountain Goats

Aired: Oct 6, 2009

The Mountain Goats perform "Psalms 40:2" from their album, "The Life of the W...

Episode 129 Alison Gopnik

129. Alison Gopnik

Aired: Oct 7, 2009

Doctors invent a radical new surgery, and Alison Gopnik says babies can help ...

Episode 130 Thu, Oct 8, 2009

130. Thu, Oct 8, 2009

Aired: Oct 8, 2009

The media attacks Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team, and Coli...

Episode 132 Sylvia Earle

132. Sylvia Earle

Aired: Oct 13, 2009

Stephen posts Twitter updates on Miley Cyrus, talks fetuses with David Javerb...

Episode 134 Jerry Mitchell

134. Jerry Mitchell

Aired: Oct 15, 2009

Stephen proves that mayo is the illest condiment, asks Jerry Mitchell what a ...

Episode 135 Cornel West

135. Cornel West

Aired: Oct 26, 2009

Stephen criticizes Washington State, endorses your job application and disagr...

Episode 136 Tue, Oct 27, 2009

136. Tue, Oct 27, 2009

Aired: Oct 27, 2009

The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks abo...

Episode 137 Brian Cox

137. Brian Cox

Aired: Oct 28, 2009

Stephen speaks with British astrophysicist and documentary host Professor Bri...

Episode 138 Bill Simmons

138. Bill Simmons

Aired: Oct 29, 2009

Stephen talks to Rosanne Cash about torturing detainees with music and discus...

Episode 139 Nicholas Thompson

139. Nicholas Thompson

Aired: Nov 2, 2009

Stephen sponsors the U.S. speedskating team, analyzes Arnold Schwarzenegger's...

Episode 140 Andrew Sullivan

140. Andrew Sullivan

Aired: Nov 3, 2009

Stephen makes history with the U.S. Speedskating team, covers a gay couple's ...

Episode 141 Harold Evans

141. Harold Evans

Aired: Nov 4, 2009

Stephen declares Barack Obama the loser, gets dunked in water by Al Gore and ...

Episode 142 William Bratton

142. William Bratton

Aired: Nov 5, 2009

Stephen puts Canada on notice with Joey Cheek, introduces Vaxaconda and talks...

Episode 143 Mon, Nov 9, 2009

143. Mon, Nov 9, 2009

Aired: Nov 9, 2009

Stephen asks Mike Castle why he can't marry a chicken, helps Katherine Reutte...

Episode 144 Maria Shriver

144. Maria Shriver

Aired: Nov 10, 2009

Stephen defends Barney Frank for not recognizing marijuana, enjoys a Taser XR...

Episode 146 Woody Harrelson

146. Woody Harrelson

Aired: Nov 12, 2009

Stephen uses Miracle Whip money to buy mayo, claims Lou Dobbs' audience and s...

Episode 147 Mon, Nov 16, 2009

147. Mon, Nov 16, 2009

Aired: Nov 16, 2009

Stephen shows Barack Obama how to greet foreign leaders, offers to sing in Ae...

Episode 148 Malcolm Gladwell

148. Malcolm Gladwell

Aired: Nov 17, 2009

Stephen talks to Marc Kielburger about child labor, skateboards with Jackie S...

Episode 149 Norah Jones

149. Norah Jones

Aired: Nov 18, 2009

Sarah Palin has a 400-page book, "2012" takes the world by storm, and Norah J...

Episode 150 Elvis Costello

150. Elvis Costello

Aired: Nov 19, 2009

The Senate introduces a tax on plastic surgery, and Elvis Costello plays "Che...

Episode 152 Tue, Dec 1, 2009

152. Tue, Dec 1, 2009

Aired: Dec 1, 2009

Stephen profiles a made-up district, discusses alien Jesus with Guy Consolmag...

Episode 153 Wed, Dec 2, 2009

153. Wed, Dec 2, 2009

Aired: Dec 2, 2009

Stephen critiques President Obama's speech, presents a device that lets him p...

Episode 154 Thu, Dec 3, 2009

154. Thu, Dec 3, 2009

Aired: Dec 3, 2009

Stephen covers Tiger Woods' car crash, tries out for the U.S. skeleton team a...

Episode 155 Mon, Dec 7, 2009

155. Mon, Dec 7, 2009

Aired: Dec 7, 2009

Bill T. Jones describes how Fela Kuti fought against the Nigerian government ...

Episode 157 Matt Taibbi

157. Matt Taibbi

Aired: Dec 9, 2009

Stephen appeals to the monkey demographic, gets a visit from Krampus and call...

Episode 158 Lara Logan

158. Lara Logan

Aired: Dec 10, 2009

Stephen details Russia's battle plan for Afghanistan, tries out for the U.S. ...

Episode 159 Snoop Dogg

159. Snoop Dogg

Aired: Dec 14, 2009

Stephen interviews President Obama's cardboard cutout, signs Katherine Reutte...

Episode 160 Alicia Keys

160. Alicia Keys

Aired: Dec 15, 2009

John Slattery sells gold, Stephen relays the story of Treesus, and Alicia Key...

Episode 161 Tom Brokaw

161. Tom Brokaw

Aired: Dec 16, 2009

Stephen encourages Tiger Woods, sees the ghost of Stephen King and remembers ...


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Current Status: Ended

Network: Comedy Central

Genres: Comedy, Talk-Show, News