1. Come Honk Your Horn
Aired: Sep 14, 1965While perusing the local car lot, Dave Crabtree discovers his mother's been r...
2. The De-Fenders
Aired: Sep 21, 1965When Dave learns that there are local vandals who are stripping cars, he spen...
3. What Makes Auntie Freeze
Aired: Sep 28, 1965Dave is forced to drive his mother to a mountaintop wedding, but along the wa...
4. Lassie, I Mean Mother, Come Home
Aired: Oct 5, 1965Gladys falls asleep and winds up on a truck bound for Mexico. When they disco...
5. Burned at the Steak
Aired: Oct 12, 1965When his mother encourages him to meddle in their quarreling neighbors' affai...
6. I'm Through Being a Nice Guy
Aired: Oct 19, 1965Captain Manzini launches Operation Unscrupulous: he replicated the Porter, hi...
7. Lights, Camera, Mother
Aired: Oct 26, 1965An obnoxious neighbor petitions Dave to get rid of his "eyesore" car, but he ...
8. The Captain Manzini Grand Prix
Aired: Nov 2, 1965Captain Manzini goads Dave into a race against a speed walker in an attempt t...
9. TV or Not TV
Aired: Nov 9, 1965Dave puts a TV in the garage for his mother, but confusion abounds when she w...
10. My Son, the Ventriloquist
Aired: Nov 16, 1965With the help of his mother, Dave lands a new client by pretending to be a ve...
11. My Son, the Judge
Aired: Nov 23, 1965Dave is up for a job as a judge, but complications ensue when he gets a pair ...
12. And Leave the Drive-In to Us
Aired: Nov 30, 1965For his mother's birthday, Dave decides to take the family to the drive-in, b...
13. For Whom the Horn Honks
Aired: Dec 7, 1965In order to get his mits on the Porter, Captain Manzini fakes a terminal illn...
14. Hey Lady, Your Slip Isn't Showing
Aired: Dec 14, 1965When Captain Manzini manipulates Barbara's mother, it results in the whole fa...
15. Many Happy No-Returns
Aired: Dec 21, 1965Dave and Barb each decide to forfeit their own Christmas presents to bid on t...
16. Shine On, Shine On, Honeymoon
Aired: Dec 28, 1965Dave and Barb decide to finally go on their honeymoon, but Barb's mother goes...
17. I Remember Mama, Why Can't You Remember Me?
Aired: Jan 4, 1966Dave's mother gets amnesia following a fender bender.
18. Goldporter
Aired: Jan 11, 1966Captain Manzini uses a hypnotic drug on Dave to get him to agree to sell the ...
19. The Incredible Shrinking Car
Aired: Jan 18, 1966Captain Manzini uses a molecular compressor on the Porter to render it useles...
20. I'd Rather Do It Myself, Mother
Aired: Jan 25, 1966Dave hires a maid to help out with the housework, but she quickly takes charg...
21. You Can't Get There from Here
Aired: Feb 1, 1966The Crabtrees get stranded in the backwoods when the local sheriff discovers ...
22. A Riddler on the Roof
Aired: Feb 8, 1966Dave and his mother try to thwart the assassination of a visiting dignitary.
23. My Son, the Criminal
Aired: Feb 15, 1966A nosy mailman convinces officials that Dave killed his mother and buried her...
24. An Unreasonable Facsimile
Aired: Feb 22, 1966Captain Manzini tries to steal the Porter away from the Crabtrees by hiring a...
25. Over the Hill to the Junkyard
Aired: Mar 1, 1966Numerous complications ensue when Barbara wins a new car.
26. It Might as Well Be Spring as Not
Aired: Mar 8, 1966A handsome developer wants Mother for a promotion gimmick.
27. Absorba the Greek
Aired: Mar 15, 1966Dave is hired by a landlord keen on evicting a tenant running a Greek Tavern ...
28. The Blabbermouth
Aired: Mar 22, 1966Barbara catches Dave talking to the car and soon the news of the talking car ...
29. When You Wish Upon a Car
Aired: Mar 29, 1966When mom tricks Dave into buying a doll for Randy and Cindy after hearing Cin...
30. Desperate Minutes
Aired: Apr 5, 1966After returning home from a Bridge game, the arguing Crabtrees are held hosta...