1. The Successful Comeback
Aired: Sep 20, 1982 We are introduced to the characters in and around Madame's life as she prepar...
2. This is Her Past
Aired: Sep 21, 1982 Sara Joy begins pounding the pavement in Hollywood; After being sawed in half...
3. A Bath for Eddie
Aired: Sep 22, 1982 A neighborhood boy whom Madame once babysat returns to visit her, but he has ...
4. Pinky's Diary
Aired: Sep 23, 1982 Bernadette books a ladies' marching band on the show without Madame's approva...
5. The Big Cage
Aired: Sep 24, 1982 A rash of robberies in the neighborhood leads Madame to install a home securi...
6. Not Even in a Dream
Aired: Sep 27, 1982 No sooner does Solaria, a psychic, predict that Madame is fated to have a bab...
7. Movie Stars and Producers
Aired: Sep 28, 1982 It's dueling divas when guest star Debbie Reynolds does a life-sized impressi...
8. One Catastrophe Follows the Other
Aired: Sep 29, 1982 Madame and Bernadette have a falling out after Solaria conducts a seance to m...
9. Naked All-Star Bowling Competition
Aired: Sep 30, 1982 As the standoff between Madame and Bernadette rages on, the household falls i...
10. Intimate and Embarrassing
Aired: Oct 1, 1982 Madame and Bernadette reconcile, and the household returns to order -- until ...
11. Buzzy's Puberty
Aired: Oct 4, 1982 Concerned over Buzzy's adolescent crush on Sara Joy, Madame intervenes with t...
12. A Divine Diva
Aired: Oct 5, 1982 After winning the Irish Sweepstakes, an eccentric, formerly homeless woman na...
13. The Blushing Bride
Aired: Oct 6, 1982 To boost ratings, Madame sponsors an on-air "Marry Madame" contest to find th...
14. In Love, Engaged, Crazy
Aired: Oct 7, 1982 Bernadette, Pinkerton and Sara Joy take an instant dislike to Madame's new fi...
15. The Barbarian in the Boudoir
Aired: Oct 8, 1982 When Madame and con-man Dwayne Kellogg elope to Mexico, Pinkerton, Sara Joy a...
16. The Prey of Madness
Aired: Oct 11, 1982 Depressed and behaving erratically in the wake of her ruptured engagement to ...
17. Duck Good, All Good
Aired: Oct 12, 1982 Dr. Joyce Brothers continues her in-depth analysis of Madame, which reveals a...
18. Who Laughs Last?
Aired: Oct 13, 1982 Against her better judgment, Madame allows a vitriolic reporter to follow her...
19. I Am What I Am
Aired: Oct 14, 1982 A famous Italian director asks Madame to appear in his latest film, which lea...
20. Come Fly with Me
Aired: Oct 15, 1982 A deranged fan gains entrance to the mansion; Tab Hunter is interviewed by Ma...
21. The Golden Mousetrap
Aired: Oct 18, 1982 Madame's neighbors launch a petition to prevent her from running her show on ...
22. Barbra Streisand's Nose
Aired: Oct 19, 1982 A dip in Madame's ratings indicates that she has fallen out of touch with the...
23. The Caviar Poisoning
Aired: Oct 20, 1982 Madame decides the only way to recapture her beauty is to undergo cosmetic su...
24. Hypnosis is Fun
Aired: Oct 21, 1982 Solaria tries to hypnotize Madame out of a debilitating bout of insomnia, whi...
25. Other People's Garbage
Aired: Oct 22, 1982 When Barney is fired from "Madame's Place," his replacement is a cutting-edge...
26. My Best Friend
Aired: Oct 25, 1982 Madame hosts a reunion for one of the 'Whoopie Girls' from her speakeasy days...
27. But Please, No Jokes
Aired: Oct 26, 1982 After spending her life savings to record a single, Sara Joy quits her job to...
28. I Am the Star!
Aired: Oct 27, 1982 When Madame is chosen Woman of the Year by the Fine Arts Guild, Bernadette an...
29. Everyone Has Their Dream Role
Aired: Oct 28, 1982 Sara Joy wants Madame to back the production of an esoteric play written by h...
30. Striptease Sensational
Aired: Oct 29, 1982 A freak snowstorm brings Hollywood to its knees during sweeps week, forcing M...
31. My Lawyer, Please!
Aired: Oct 31, 1982 Sara Joy hopes to make the Olympics gymnastics team; Madame's former producer...
32. In Court on Friday
Aired: Nov 1, 1982 Sara Joy promotes the career of a juggling street performer; Madame's trial c...
33. Inga's Spicy Meatballs
Aired: Nov 2, 1982 Sara Joy takes the stand on Madame's behalf as the trial draws to a conclusion.
34. Naked Lou From Malibu
Aired: Nov 3, 1982 When Sara Joy ends her courtship with a love-'em-and-leave-'em nude artist's ...
35. The Cousin Who Was Bette Davis
Aired: Nov 4, 1982 Madame is paid a visit by her black sheep cousin Charley -- a man who transfo...
36. The Common Fighting Machine
Aired: Nov 7, 1982 Madame's sergeant nephew Lamar is temporarily restationed in Los Angeles, whe...
37. #037
Aired: Nov 8, 1982 Madame defies network executives when she hires a handsome but inept new anno...
38. No Fun Without Practice
Aired: Nov 9, 1982 Madame invites her second husband and his new fiancée to lunch, then orders W...
39. The Man is an Artist
Aired: Nov 10, 1982 Madame hires a bargain basement interior designer who romances Bernadette to ...
40. Between Delusion and Reality
Aired: Nov 11, 1982 Believing the mansion is haunted, the household hires a local ghostbuster; Ma...
41. It's the Ghosts!
Aired: Nov 14, 1982 Madame continues efforts to banish the ghosts of Groucho and Harpo Marx, whos...
42. Pinky's Shock
Aired: Nov 15, 1982 An old flame of Pinkerton's returns after 22 years to disclose that they have...
43. Fans and Fanatics
Aired: Nov 16, 1982 Two teenagers from the Brooklyn chapter of Madame's fan club sneak into the m...
44. Comedy, Sex and Pathos
Aired: Nov 17, 1982 Defeated and disillusioned by her inability get a role in a major motion pict...
45. Arlene Hoffman Arrives
Aired: Nov 18, 1982 Pinkerton becomes addicted to a television soap opera; comedian Rip Taylor fo...
46. Fallow Talents
Aired: Nov 21, 1982 Sara Joy is hypnotized into becoming more assertive, which turns into her a c...
47. Do You Have Problem Areas?
Aired: Nov 22, 1982 When a fan letter berates her physical appearance, Madame hires a makeover co...
48. Bankrupt and Suicidal
Aired: Nov 23, 1982 The household goes to extremes to raise funds when the media reports that Mad...
49. Do You Want to Meld With Me?
Aired: Nov 24, 1982 An extraterrestrial steals into the mansion with the objective of "melding" w...
50. The Stolen Portrait
Aired: Nov 25, 1982 A bumbling inspector takes charge after Madame's iconic, life-size portrait i...
51. Chopper the Shocker
Aired: Nov 28, 1982 While Pinkerton is on vacation, his twin brother, an uncultivated biker named...
52. A Poor Old Lady
Aired: Nov 29, 1982 Madame is audited by the Internal Revenue Service, which becomes sticky when ...
53. The Nice Bernadette
Aired: Nov 30, 1982 Mr. Honest seeks Madame's help in ferreting out the identity of his secret ad...
54. His Biggest Dream
Aired: Dec 1, 1982 Feeling his midlife crunch, Pinkerton accepts an offer to train an up-and-com...
