1. Pilot
Aired: Sep 23, 2003School teacher Patrick Owen has a brief encounter with movie star Alex Young ...
2. The Second Date
Aired: Sep 30, 2003After Patrick finds out that Alex can't dance, they try a celebrity dream dat...
3. The Smarty Party
Aired: Oct 7, 2003Alex is intimidated by Patrick's brainy ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know w...
4. The Musical
Aired: Oct 14, 2003Alex is delighted to get a part in a movie musical, but can Patrick tell her ...
5. The Weekend Away
Aired: Oct 21, 2003Patrick is at first delighted to join Alex at an expensive hotel on a press j...
6. All About Evil
Aired: Oct 28, 2003Halloween is not going to be any fun for Alex due to the showing of one of he...
7. The Last Action Queero
Aired: Nov 11, 2003Patrick just watches as Alex pretends to be the girlfriend of a star who is a...
8. Alex Misses the Boat
Aired: Nov 18, 2003Patrick gets in between Alex and her sister and she quits as her assistant.
9. Meet the Parent
Aired: Nov 25, 2003Alex gets to meet Patrick's mother over Thanksgiving and she doesn't approve ...
10. The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told
Aired: Dec 23, 2003After agreeing to a limit to the cost of their Christmas presents to each oth...
11. The Heartbreak Kid
Aired: Jan 6, 2004After Patrick doesn't take Alex to his high school reunion, she sneaks in to ...
12. The Kid Stays in the Picture
Aired: Jan 13, 2004Patrick accidentally talks a child actress that he is studio teaching to quit...
13. Party of Two
Aired: Jan 27, 2004Patrick convinces Alex to go off to a spa instead of waiting by the phone to ...
14. Poison Ivy
Aired: Feb 10, 2004Alex takes in fellow actress Ivy Tyler after she gets out of rehab. Ten years...
15. Not in My Dress You Won't
Aired: Feb 17, 2004After Patrick has a fight with Joan Rivers, all of the fashion critics turn o...
16. Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers: Part 1
Aired: Feb 24, 2004Alex's mother shows up thinking that she should go to the Oscars with her nom...
17. Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers: Part 2
Aired: Mar 2, 2004Patrick debates whether to take Alex to his teacher award dinner so soon afte...
18. The Peck-Peck
Aired: Mar 16, 2004Patrick has pangs of jealously when Alex does a sexy movie scene with her ex-...
19. Eight Simple Rules for Dating a Celebrity
Aired: Mar 30, 2004Patrick grants an interview that becomes a tabloid story and gets extremely p...
20. Friends in Low Places
Aired: Apr 6, 2004Patrick takes Alex to a friend's barbecue and they start to take advantage of...
21. Drama Queen
Aired: Apr 20, 2004To get back a sex tape from an unscrupulous student, Alex has to be in the sc...
22. I'm Not with Her
Aired: Apr 27, 2004Alex and Patrick decide to move in together just as she gets an offer for a m...