1. Jared Has Aides
Aired: Mar 6, 2002 Inspired by a corporate spokesman's phenomenal weight loss, the Boys hatch a ...
2. Asspen
Aired: Mar 13, 2002 The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the p...
3. Freak Strike
Aired: Mar 20, 2002 The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show....
4. Fun with Veal
Aired: Mar 27, 2002 Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after ...
5. The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Aired: Apr 3, 2002 The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Ru...
6. Professor Chaos
Aired: Apr 10, 2002 After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego a...
7. The Simpsons Already Did It
Aired: Jun 26, 2002 Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been don...
8. Red Hot Catholic Love
Aired: Jul 3, 2002 Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests...
9. Free Hat
Aired: Jul 10, 2002 The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg and George Lucas f...
10. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Aired: Jul 17, 2002 Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why th...
11. Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Aired: Jul 24, 2002 Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be ab...
12. A Ladder to Heaven
Aired: Nov 6, 2002 The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny h...
13. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Aired: Nov 13, 2002 The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the...
14. The Death Camp of Tolerance
Aired: Nov 20, 2002 Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the sc...
15. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Aired: Nov 27, 2002 Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's...
16. My Future Self n' Me
Aired: Dec 4, 2002 A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. St...
17. Red Sleigh Down
Aired: Dec 11, 2002 When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to...