How Do You Want Me?

1. No-One Can Hear You Scream

Former comedy club owner Ian Lyons eloped with country girl Lisa, but now the...

2. Floppy, But Not Too Floppy

Ian attempts to secure the contract for Snowle Primary's school photograph, w...

3. Monstrous

Some intimate photographs of Ian and Lisa cause a stir when they are posted a...

4. Woof

Derek’s continued obsession with Lisa creates friction. To support a village ...

5. The Hidden World of Country Fire Stations

Ian travels round with the local fire service when he decides to write a book...

6. Sausage, Balloon, Bum

There is a scandal in the village when Ian is accused of hitting a young boy....