Sit Down, Shut Up

2001 NR 25m 7.6

A series following the lives of eight teachers at Carpen Heights Secondary College as they face up to the modern school system with the required mixture of skill, devotion and occasionally voodoo.

A series following the lives of eight teachers at Carpen Heights Secondary College as they face up to the modern school system with the required mixture of skill, devotion and occasionally voodoo. Inconvenienced by the students, and irritated by each other, the staff consistently place their own personal agendas and problems ahead of the educational needs of the students. They are, in fact, the faces of the modern educational system. Indeed, in keeping with contemporary educational policy, the students in Sit Down, Shut Up never speak and are rarely seen. They are a faceless mass, innocent victims, pawns in a bloody game of power. The focus of the series is the staffroom. It is here, behind the frosted glass, that we see the real personalities of the teachers. Out come the petty insecurities and prejudices, the complaints, the jealousies, the desires and the unrequited love.

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Episodes:

Episode 1 Stuart's Story

1. Stuart's Story

Aired: Feb 15, 2001

Sue notices the pedestrian crossing outside the school is unattended - Rose, ...

Episode 2 Time Capsule

2. Time Capsule

Aired: Feb 22, 2001

The school has a student teacher, Greg, who will be with Stefan's English cla...

Episode 3 Flick Wipe

3. Flick Wipe

Aired: Mar 1, 2001

Some students have caught Stuart looking at porn magazines in a newsagent; wh...

Episode 4 Social Intercourse

4. Social Intercourse

Aired: Mar 8, 2001

Sue arranges a "Staff Compulsory Late Afternoon Of Social Intercourse". Dean ...

Episode 5 School Play

5. School Play

Aired: Mar 15, 2001

The school's drivers ed car has been stolen so Stefan takes the kids to learn...

Episode 6 Where Are the Girls?

6. Where Are the Girls?

Aired: Mar 22, 2001

Sue finds that half the female students have left the school to attend other ...

Episode 7 School Camp

7. School Camp

Aired: Mar 29, 2001

Stefan gets his English Literature class to watch Jurassic Park instead of st...

Episode 8 Felix's Story

8. Felix's Story

Aired: Apr 6, 2001

Julia's forty-hour famine delivers a team of starved players for Dean's footb...

Episode 9 Fund Raising

9. Fund Raising

Aired: Apr 13, 2001

Sue and Dean get Stuart to unknowingly take steroids to test whether they can...

Episode 10 Freedom of Speech

10. Freedom of Speech

Aired: Apr 13, 2001

Sue appoints Julia to be the editor of the school magazine. As none of the st...

Episode 11 First Aid

11. First Aid

Aired: Jun 14, 2001

In preparation for the swimming sports, Julia takes the staff through a crash...

Episode 12 Radio Station

12. Radio Station

Aired: Jun 21, 2001

The school radio station is back and Stuart, Stefan and Felix compete for stu...

Episode 13 Waiting for Kevin

13. Waiting for Kevin

Aired: Jun 28, 2001

Acting Principal Sue, in panic mode because Principal Kevin Wright has announ...

Info about Sit Down, Shut Up

Current Status: Ended

Network: Network Ten

Genres: Comedy