A series of non-sequitur skits that could never be shown as cutaway gags on Family Guy (1999) - but which that show's creator would still like to present anyway.
1. Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Aired: Sep 10, 2008Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her f...
2. A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Aired: Sep 10, 2008A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
3. Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Aired: Sep 15, 2008Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
Aired: Sep 21, 2008 Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was...
5. A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Aired: Sep 29, 2008A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of Ameri...
6. Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Aired: Oct 3, 2008Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
7. A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Aired: Oct 13, 2008The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watch...
Aired: Oct 19, 2008 A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with...
9. Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Aired: Oct 26, 2008Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
Aired: Nov 2, 2008 A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
Aired: Nov 9, 2008 Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
12. Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Aired: Dec 22, 2008Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but n...
Aired: Dec 30, 2008 The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
14. Monkeys Talk About Religion
Aired: Jan 6, 2009A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
Aired: Jan 12, 2009 A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple get...
16. Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Aired: Jan 18, 2009Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it ...
Aired: Jan 27, 2009 A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
Aired: Feb 5, 2009 Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a ...
Aired: Feb 17, 2009 Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
20. Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Aired: Feb 24, 2009Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but...
21. Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Aired: Apr 21, 2009Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
Aired: May 23, 2009 This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
23. A Trip to the Psychiatrist
Aired: Jun 12, 2009A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
Aired: May 12, 2009 A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
Aired: May 12, 2009 A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than i...
26. Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
Aired: May 12, 2009Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the ...
Aired: May 12, 2009 A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Ne...
Aired: May 12, 2009 A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
Aired: May 12, 2009 A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
30. A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
Aired: May 12, 2009A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how...
31. Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
Aired: May 12, 2009Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
32. Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
Aired: May 12, 2009A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting...
33. Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
Aired: May 12, 2009Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a...
34. He Who Lives in a Glass House...
Aired: May 12, 2009A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to f...
Aired: May 12, 2009 Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Go...
36. Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
Aired: May 12, 2009Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
37. The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
Aired: May 12, 2009When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover t...
38. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Aired: May 12, 2009To have sexual relations with your mother.
Aired: May 12, 2009 The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tub...
Aired: May 12, 2009 Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
Aired: May 12, 2009 Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoc...
42. Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
Aired: May 12, 2009Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
Aired: May 12, 2009 Exactly what it says on the tin...
44. The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
Aired: May 12, 2009Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but ...
45. Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
Aired: May 12, 2009The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed ...
46. Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
Aired: May 12, 2009Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
47. Small Talk with Aunt Helen
Aired: May 12, 2009Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they d...
48. Marie Antoinette's Notepad
Aired: May 12, 2009We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
Aired: May 12, 2009 A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
50. What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
Aired: May 12, 2009A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 ...
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