Crossing Swords

1. Pilot

Patrick lands a coveted squire position at the royal castle, but his dream jo...

2. Hot Tub Death Machine

Patrick is placed in charge of deciding who to execute as part of King Merrim...

3. What's Kraken?

Patrick scores highly coveted tickets to a Kraken watching cruise for his par...

4. In the Line of Squire

Patrick must protect Princess Blossom from an assassin at a giant music festi...

5. Let Them Eat Clown

Patrick escorts King Merriman to an annual bacchanal where rival kings meet t...

6. My Super Sweet Period Party

Patrick must undergo a circumcision to keep his job and help Princess Blossom...

7. Look Who's Stalking

Patrick follows King Merriman up a beanstalk to a kingdom in the clouds.

8. The Snow Job

Patrick heads north with the royal family when a deadly plague sweeps through...

9. The A-Moooo-Zing Race

Patrick and his fellow adventurers - including his own siblings - must rescue...

10. Unchained Monarchy

After rescuing Princess Blossom, Patrick must stop the assassin from overthro...