Bless This House

1. Pilot

Alice convinces her husband Burt that it's time they bought a house.

2. A Woman's Work Is Never Done

Alice is fired from her cashier job when her boss learns that she secretly in...

3. Company Loves Misery

Ever-bickering couple Lenny and Phyllis attempt to save their marriage by tag...

4. A Date Which Will Live in Infamy

The Claytons are divided over whether their 12-year-old daughter can go to th...

5. I Am Not My Sister's Keeper

Burt is not pleased with his sister's new boyfriend.

6. Where There's Smoke, You're Fired

Burt tries to resist the amorous advances of Vicky without raising his wife's...

7. The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions

After forgetting to pick up his son from school he attempts to make amends by...

8. A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

The Claytons continue house hunting and agree together a new life insurance p...

9. Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days

Lenny assumes he will be moving into the Clayton's new house with them.

10. The Postman Always Moves Twice

The Claytons thrash their apartment before moving into their new house to get...

11. Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be

The Claytons rent out their new home to avoid foreclosure.

12. If It Ain't Broke, Break It

Burt is devastated when his new recliner snaps in two as soon as he brings it...

13. Misery on 34th Street

Alice's hypercritical mother arrives for Christmas offering unwanted advice o...

14. The Bowling Method

After a pregnancy scare, Burt and Alice propose a bowling contest to determin...

15. One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo

The Claytons fight with their haughty new neighbors with an escalating battle...

16. Natural Born Parents

Burt and Alice are proud of their son Danny's A in English until they find ou...