Alien News Desk

1. Ungrateful Wads of Protein

Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken, and human arrogance tot...

2. Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People

Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act k...

3. Udder Madness

Meet some special vehicles called "Indycars" and the grotesque pseudo-humans ...

4. Simultaneous Vortex Exit

Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge ...

5. A Big Moldy Space Orange

Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, doping, and a very wordy segment name.

6. A Very Norffy Gronksmas

Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?

7. Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists

Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how t...

8. A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck

What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration o...

9. Cumbersome Dongles

The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage ...

10. Bloated Acquisition Piles

Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet ...

11. Princes of Mange

Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known ...

12. The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft

Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.